Keep Top 10’ing

Here are Keep Rolling!’s all-time top ten Rifftrax Movies…

10. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

“Santa, can this common beach gorilla help?”
Bill Corbett

9.  Carnival of Souls

“You know the Exorcist was pretty scary, but it could have used more routine auto maintenance.”

8.  “Manos” The Hands of Fate

“Think Manos ever hangs out with Xenu at a bar for crappy deities?”
Bill Corbett

7.  The Guy From Harlem

6. Samurai Cop

“Live free or die Z’Darred.”
Mike Nelson

5. Miami Connection

“Karate guy faking the guitar is my new favorite thing.”
Mike Nelson

4.  Space Mutiny

“Thank you Lord Shatner who watches over us all.”

3. Birdemic

“Polar bears eat things such as seals. I think I might be ‘such as seals.’ I better get out of here.”
Mike Nelson

2.  The Room

1.  Plan 9 From Outer Space

“Vampira also known as Ann Coulter.”
Kevin Murphy

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