“Think of it as nature’s Pepsi.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Water We Drink.
Author: Andy Bond
America likes great movies but loves bad movies.
“You know, first rule of good-guying, never let the villain dictate your quip game.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Journey: Absolution.
“Come on. I made cigarettes for breakfast. “
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Phoebe.
“Not New Yorker cartoon dry, but dry.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Keeping Clean and Neat.
“I’d use a stud finder but I’m afraid it would just detect me.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: House on Haunted Hill.
“I’m horny but not ‘me so horny.'”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
“An Australian guy with a knife. Man, I just wish I could think of a reference here, guys. Coming up blank.”
Crocodile Dundee Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker.
“So, you want to hear about the new Lean Cuisine I had today?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Boredom At Work.
RiffTrax: A To Z (Currently on the Letter W)
Having begun in 2021, and continuing until completed, Keep Rolling! is pulling one riff from every RiffTrax offering.
Keep Rolling! 