“How did he get this rose to smell like old cat food?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Who sets their alarm for 28 minutes past the hour?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Poor Usher Sketch”
Mike: Man, poor usher, huh?
“Poor kid, has to do homework instead of watching his gross neighbors bone like most kids.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“Wait! There’s a second The Room upstairs? I’m confused already.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“As soon as I brillo off the residue of that kiss.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
PixTrax: “Our story begins in an unidentified city.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
