“Ah, so this is where they keep their stash. Hmm, Mendocino County sensimilla. Nice.”
RiffTrax: When a Stranger Calls Back Advertisements
“I keep this chair in my truck in case I want to sit and enjoy a dirt pile.”
RiffTrax: Breaker Breaker
“And for the 50th billionth time, I’m not prone to hyperbole.”
RiffTrax: Fever Lake
“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“Your hair is even hockey-er than I remember.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
