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Written by Andy BondJanuary 1, 2021February 27, 2021

RiffTrax: A To Z (Currently on the Letter A)

All through 2021… pulling one riff from every RiffTrax offering!

Written by RifftraxFebruary 28, 2021February 27, 2021

“Hey, when super monsters attack you’re going to lose some kids to the rodents.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack of Super Monsters.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 27, 2021February 24, 2021

“See, I may be holding you against your will, but I don’t fib about beddy-bye.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack of the Puppet People.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 26, 2021February 27, 2021

“I know we’re under siege guys, but you still got to get your Q/A audits done by six.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Attack From Space.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 25, 2021February 24, 2021

“Remember our safe word is ‘spider daddy.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ator, The Fighting Eagle.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 24, 2021February 24, 2021

TBD

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Atom Age Vampire.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 23, 2021February 22, 2021

“Line your garbage with other garbage to create future garbage. It’s the circle of trash.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts Live!: At Your Fingertips: Sugar and Spice.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 22, 2021February 22, 2021

“All the young bagel heads are doing it.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Play Clay.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 21, 2021February 21, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “I Know A Girl” Sketch

Mike: I know a girl who can tie one of these with her tongue.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 20, 2021February 19, 2021

“Kids Under A Tarp: The Motion Picture”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Floats.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 19, 2021February 19, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “That Is Not A Cylinder” Sketch

Kevin: Kid, it’s the narrator. I’m locked out. That is not a cylinder. Kid, let me in.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 18, 2021February 17, 2021

“Forget playing stickball, Timmy. Slap on another coat of fuchsia.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Boxes.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 17, 2021February 8, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The Blood Exchanger Sketch”

Bill: We have a blood exchanger?

Written by RifftraxFebruary 16, 2021February 8, 2021

Riff & React: Assignment Outer Space & Matthew J. Elliott

Move: Lost!

Written by RifftraxFebruary 15, 2021February 8, 2021

“The beer is pumped directly into John Goodman.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: As We Like It.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 14, 2021February 8, 2021

“Do the guests know they’re going to a remedial buffet?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Arranging the Buffet Supper.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 13, 2021February 8, 2021

“Well, to start she has no trace of ethnicity.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Are You Popular?

Written by RifftraxFebruary 12, 2021February 8, 2021

“Some people are Tracy Chapman.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Are People All the Same?

Written by RifftraxFebruary 11, 2021February 17, 2021

Nick Nolte Moment From Arachnia

Kevin: Oh, it’s Nick Nolte’s summer place.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 10, 2021February 8, 2021

“‘Aqua Frolics’ from the people that brought you ‘Asphalt Antics.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Aqua Frolics.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 9, 2021February 5, 2021

“Favorite cowboy shirt? He has more than one?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Appreciating Our Parents.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 8, 2021February 8, 2021

Nick Nolte Moment from Animal Homes

“Nick Nolte says, “Yeah, homes are fine, but they’re not for me.”

Written by RifftraxFebruary 7, 2021February 5, 2021

“Please help us escape from this freaky, nipple, torture dungeon.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Animal Antics.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 6, 2021February 5, 2021

“How many steps did we get in? Enough to go to Chili’s?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 5, 2021February 4, 2021

“Mommy, today I learned about cannibalism and infanticide.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: An Aquarium in Action.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 4, 2021February 4, 2021

“And there it is. The last recorded instance of any human being happy on a commercial flight.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: An Airplane Trip By Jet.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 3, 2021January 31, 2021

“So, Campbell Soup is made from wood if I understand this short correctly.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: American Thrift Part 2.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 2, 2021January 31, 2021

RiffTrax Tracks: “American Thrift”

“American Thrift” pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: American Thrift Part 1.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 1, 2021January 31, 2021

“Well, if anyone knows anything about design it’s the makers of the Chevette.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: American Look

Written by RifftraxJanuary 31, 2021January 31, 2021

PixTrax: “Apologies in advance if I call you ‘Worf.'”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Amanda and the Alien.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 30, 2021January 29, 2021

“Ah, the fifties, when tween girls dressed like elderly, Russian babushkas.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Am I Trustworthy?

Written by RifftraxJanuary 29, 2021February 2, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The Alone At Home Speech”

“Alone at Home is not to be confused with Home Alone,

Written by RifftraxJanuary 28, 2021January 27, 2021

“Look at him, just flagrantly having a penis.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Allen Is My Brother

Written by RifftraxJanuary 27, 2021January 21, 2021

Nick Nolte Moment From Alien Outlaw

Bill: Nick Nolte’s mountain home.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 26, 2021January 21, 2021

“Merlin does it all with the help of a tongue computer and a skunk.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alias St. Nick.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 25, 2021January 21, 2021

“So her mom is an enthusiastic gay man. So what?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alcohol Trigger Films.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 24, 2021January 21, 2021

“She sounds like one of the Kennedys trying to do a Barbra Walters impression.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alcohol.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 23, 2021January 21, 2021

PixTrax: “Man, they really Nabooed the he’ll out of her, didn’t they?”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Aladdin.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 22, 2021January 21, 2021

“The depressed proboscis monkey wondered if his minstrel act was, perhaps, as offensive as the critics said.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Aesop’s Sound Fables: Frozen Frolics.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 21, 2021January 20, 2021

Riff & React: Bill & Adventures of a Chipmunk Family

Movie: Dried foods, such as nuts, will keep well in the underground room.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 20, 2021January 20, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The Wendall W. Wright Sketch”

Bill: Wendall W. Wright was a wise, wonderful, worthy, water-skier as well as a wanker.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 19, 2021January 20, 2021

“Don’t get your hopes up guys. It’s Canadian stripping. She changes into a snowmobile suit.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 18, 2021January 20, 2021

“Aw, crap. Doc Severinsen is in our ceiling joist.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: A Word To The Wives.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 17, 2021January 20, 2021

“Yeah, yum-yum my goodies, you mush-mouth creep.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Visit to Santa.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 16, 2021January 20, 2021

“I wonder if she’s regretting the lip tattoo?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: A Very Merry Riff-mas (with Bridget and Mary Jo).

Written by RifftraxJanuary 15, 2021January 20, 2021

“Could we make the NASA control room guys wear formal hats and powered wigs?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Trip To The Moon.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 14, 2021January 20, 2021

PixTrax: “It just dawned on him that he has history’s worst soul patch.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: A Talking Cat!?!

Written by RifftraxJanuary 13, 2021January 20, 2021

“Up next, their moving rendition of ‘Hitler Got Run Over By A Reindeer.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Song for Santa.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 12, 2021January 20, 2021

“Whoa. Trusting magazines? Big insult to nurseymen.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Green Thumb for Macaulay.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 11, 2021January 20, 2021

“Ladder climbing college was six years I’ll never get back but totally worth it.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Day With Fireman Bill.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 10, 2021January 20, 2021

“Dick, you’re going to die in Korea.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Day of Thanksgiving.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 9, 2021January 20, 2021

“Though, the elephant poop shoveler is thinking about leaving show business.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Circus Wakes Up.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 8, 2021January 20, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The Cut-Off Lyric Sketch”

Bill: The cut-off lyric posits the theory that a heavy plum pudding diet was why Batman smelled–edited out on threat of a lawsuit.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 7, 2021January 20, 2021

“And she quickly loses interest in her ‘Tickle Me Yahoo Serious Doll.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Christmas Dream.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 6, 2021January 20, 2021

“Care to grab an under done potato with me?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Christmas Carol.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 5, 2021January 20, 2021

“But how will I watch the woman next store vacuum?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Case of Spring Fever.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 4, 2021January 20, 2021

“We now join Juan and the Donkey Puncher on KMEX 103.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Boy of Mexico: Juan and his Donkey.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 3, 2021January 20, 2021

“Damn it. I swore I’d never watch ‘Two Woodchucks One Hole.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Badger’s Bad Day.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 2, 2021January 20, 2021

PixTrax: “Buff Hayden Christensen.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 1, 2021January 20, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The El Paso Sketch”

Kevin: This looks vaguely familiar. Oh right, my vacation footage from when I went to hell.

Written by RifftraxDecember 31, 2020December 30, 2020

“Next week on ‘Elderly Women Rummaging Through Things.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stitches.

Written by RifftraxDecember 30, 2020December 29, 2020

“‘Crowbar Hunter’ a new series on the Learning Channel.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Giant From the Unknown.

Written by RifftraxDecember 29, 2020December 28, 2020

“Hey, it’s kitchen Fonzi on HGTV.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: MST3K Reunion.

Written by RifftraxDecember 28, 2020December 30, 2020

“And now back to the ‘Real World: Nilbog.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Troll 2.

Written by RifftraxDecember 27, 2020December 26, 2020

“But don’t go anywhere, the World Series of Marbles is up next.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.         

Written by RifftraxDecember 26, 2020December 23, 2020

“‘That’s Our Bruce,’ Fridays at eight.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.

Written by RifftraxDecember 25, 2020December 23, 2020

“Hey, keep it down! We just got the baby Jesus to sleep.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Blessed Midnight.

Written by RifftraxDecember 24, 2020December 24, 2020

Riff & React: Kevin & Santa’s Space Ship

Movie: The only time you can do it is the night before Christmas.

Written by RifftraxDecember 23, 2020December 16, 2020

PixTrax: “Walker, Texas Eavesdropper.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker! 

Written by RifftraxDecember 22, 2020December 16, 2020

“Tonight on ‘House Hunters After Dark.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxDecember 21, 2020December 16, 2020

“‘Three Nuns and a Little Dragon,’ Fridays on ABC.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Super Mario Bros.

Written by RifftraxDecember 20, 2020December 30, 2020

PixTrax: “Nickelodeon’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut.'”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Bridget and Mary Jo’s Halloween Safety and Monster.

Written by RifftraxDecember 19, 2020December 30, 2020

PixTrax: “We now return to ‘The Adventures of Young John Cleese.'”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.

Written by RifftraxDecember 18, 2020December 16, 2020

“‘One Guy Eats While Two Other Guys Watch’ will return after this.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.

Written by RifftraxDecember 17, 2020December 30, 2020

“Next, on ‘America’s Funniest Dimensional Transporter Bloopers.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe.

Written by RifftraxDecember 16, 2020December 11, 2020

“‘Alien Car Wreckers’ this fall on the History Channel. Hell, we’ll show anything.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.

Written by RifftraxDecember 15, 2020December 30, 2020

“‘Police Academy 14’ direct to Pluto TV.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Martial Law.

Written by RifftraxDecember 14, 2020December 30, 2020

“‘Douche Bottle and Skank,’ this fall on TNT.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Laser Mission.

Written by RifftraxDecember 13, 2020December 11, 2020

“‘Oh Yor,’ Wednesday nights after ‘Hello Larry.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yor Hunter From the Future.

Written by RifftraxDecember 12, 2020December 12, 2020

Riff & React: Kevin & Fever Lake

Movie: The evil is coming.

Written by RifftraxDecember 11, 2020December 30, 2020

“Next week on ‘Law and Order: Dumpster Pusher Unit.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The House On Sorority Row.

Written by RifftraxDecember 10, 2020December 5, 2020

“Law and Order: Teen Interrogation Unit.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party.

Written by RifftraxDecember 9, 2020December 30, 2020

“Tonight on ‘Law and Order: Special Outfits Unit.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.

Written by RifftraxDecember 8, 2020December 30, 2020

“‘Law and Order: Special Gardening Unit.’ Drop your compost and spread ’em!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Atom Age Vampire (Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).

Written by RifftraxDecember 7, 2020December 5, 2020

“Law and Order: Heavy Petting Unit.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: “MANOS” The Hands of Fate.

Written by RifftraxDecember 6, 2020December 4, 2020

“Satan talks to Mona, tonight on ‘Who’s The Boss?'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Dark.

Written by RifftraxDecember 5, 2020December 5, 2020

“We now return to ‘Robert Z’Dar Puts On A Lab Coat and Makes a Grilled Cheese’ already in progress.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts.

Written by RifftraxDecember 4, 2020December 2, 2020

“And now back to this week’s episode of ‘Hi Honey, I’m Homo Erectus.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dinosaurus!

Written by RifftraxDecember 3, 2020December 4, 2020

“Coming soon to ABC, ‘Extreme Home Invasion Makeover.’ They’re going to threaten your life and critique your wood paneling.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Samurai Cop.         

Written by RifftraxDecember 2, 2020December 4, 2020

“‘Cat Lover and The Software Salesman,’ this fall on the CW.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Birdemic: Shock and Terror.

Written by RifftraxDecember 1, 2020November 30, 2020

“It’s a wacky comedy about how she was shot in the head, so she moves to L.A. and gets a job on a small TV news station.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sisters of Death.

Written by RifftraxNovember 30, 2020November 28, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Bird Plague Movie” Sketch

Mike: I just don’t understand how we’re this far into a bird plague movie with no discussion of stock options.

Written by RifftraxNovember 29, 2020November 29, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Mass Solar” Sketch

Bill: About my new company, Mass Solar.

Written by RifftraxNovember 28, 2020November 27, 2020

RiffTrax Tracks: “Hanging Out With My Enemies”

Written by RifftraxNovember 27, 2020November 25, 2020

“The director challenged them to walk less naturally than Rod from Birdemic.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020November 25, 2020

“Bark beetles cause forest fires. Good night.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Billy’s Helicopter Ride.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020November 25, 2020

“The high society equivalent of ‘uhh, I hear a mountain lion.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Power.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020November 26, 2020

Riff & React: “Bigfoot was forced to retreat deeper into the timberlands.”

Movie: Bigfoot was forced to retreat deeper into the timberlands.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020November 25, 2020

“Well, somehow the spruce bark beetles are to blame.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020November 25, 2020

“No wait—that’s a bark beetle infestation.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Icebreaker.

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