“Hey guys, guys. Hey, let’s do the Abbey Road thing, guys. Guys? Come on.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: No Retreat, No Surrender.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: No Retreat, No Surrender.
Kevin: I am the ‘me.’
Movie: The other two have disappeared.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Magic Sword.
Bill: That’s my favorite Beatles movie. Yellow Submarine was too weird. What the hell is with Magical Mystery Tour?
Movie: So, I’m a stingy, old flattop?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: If Mirrors Could Speak.
“Back in the USSR (At Least It Wasn’t Delta)” pulled from RiffTrax: Wonder Women.
Movie: Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Shape of Things To Come.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Self Conscious Guy.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.
Movie: Close your eyes.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Light Blast.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Miami Connection.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wonderful Land of Oz.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Terror at Tenkiller.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Starship Troopers.
Movie: It seems their troubles began about twenty years ago.
Movie: I’m sorry my friends. I’m sorry I failed you and I’m sorry that I need your help.
Movie: How can two brothers be so different?
Movie: Navigation, where are we?
Movie: I’m not used to lady scientists running through the streets of my little town.
Movie: It’s so elegant.
Movie: In appearance, the creature seems reptilian.
Movie: So, who’s the new girl?
Movie: I have found a caveman.
Movie: What about the constitution?
Movie: And just south of here is the most miserable, burning, parched stretch of god forsaken desert in the world.
Movie: Please don’t touch it.
Movie: You will be mine until you have no strength left to gratify me.
Movie: Quiet serf!
Movie: And now it’s time for Captain Magic to show you how he got his name.
Movie: A wedding that will follow an event in the extermination chamber.
Movie: I Love You.
Ms. Dalton: Mr. Girard, what are you doing here?
Movie: Don’t fight before dinner.
Movie: Is there a pharmacy around here?
Movie: These three brave, young men collaborated with him: Charles, James, and Mark.
Movie: Hey, one more step and you’re dead.
Movie: I thought you were about to suffer a fate worse than death.
Movie: This channel sucks.
Movie: I have never felt so lonely.
Movie: Feels like flesh.
Movie: They’re getting progressively worse.
Movie: Why the hell are you here, boy!?! Why!?!
Movie: No matter where we go, he is with us.
Movie: What did we do to deserve to be sent to this pit?
Mike: Golden Corral’s new slogan—ah dang, I can’t quite make that work.
Movie: In a couple of days the stench alone will choke us.
“‘I’m hungry, imbecile.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: Very close to success.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Oblivion 2: Backlash.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Lovely But Deadly.
Movie: If this doesn’t kill them, the smell will.
Movie: Stop feeding your ugly faces and listen to me.
Movie: Dog, bite whatever it is or shut up.
“‘What is this place? Just shut up.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.” Golden Corral’s new slogan pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.
Movie: It was unsanitary but delicious.
Movie: Come now, it’s good meat. Probably better than anything you ever tasted. Eat, my boy.
Movie: I’m telling you it’s going to blow.
Movie: Cause what I’m about to do isn’t legal and I don’t want any witnesses.
“Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: Hey, food!
Movie: Have you tasted blood?
Movie: I never expect anything.
Movie: To be honest with you, the less you know the better.
“Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: I can’t wait a few hours. I’m hungry.
“‘Here pussy, have some food.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: Why did you come to this land of death?
Movie: Hey, you want to go the IHOP? Huh?
Movie: This is a bad place for you to be. Only evil can come through here.
Movie: Please don’t die. It’s really good for you. Please eat it.
Movie: Please don’t die. It’s really good for you. Please eat it.
“You deserve toe-free appetizers, after the class action lawsuit–Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: I can’t tell what it is from here, but you’ll have its head on a platter by nightfall.
Movie: Don’t swallow. Don’t swallow. Just chew.
Movie: Fed me.
Bill: Golden Corral, your favorite dinning establishment.
Bill: Man, I just realized he’s making an army of Ziggys.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: I Believe in Santa Claus.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: X-mas Shorts-stravaganza!
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Christmas Customs Near and Far.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa’s Summer House.
Riff pulled from Christmas with RiffTrax featuring The Magic Christmas Tree.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Festival of Fun Days.