“We both poop in a box on the floor.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Kitty Cleans Up
“They ventured across the galaxy to tease our cats!”
RiffTrax: The Visitor
“–And then doing some kind of monster mash described by horrified onlookers as a graveyard smash.”
RiffTrax Live: Night of the Living Dead
“The very definition of horror: Jeff Foxworthy in a muumuu.”
RiffTrax: “MANOS” Hands of Fate
“You know, chicks don’t understand that sometimes a monster just needs to get his mash on.”
RiffTrax: Beast of the Yellow Night
“You know the Exorcist was pretty scary, but it could have used more routine auto maintenance.”
RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls
