“Yep. Just an old man, with a sharp weapon, stamping baby butts on a conveyor belt. You know.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Festival of Fun Days.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Festival of Fun Days.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Beyond Christmas.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-stravaganza!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Night Before Christmas.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Song For Santa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa’s Village of Madness.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown!
Kevin: Oh yes. Soap up there, mustache. That’s how Kevie likes it.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-stravaganza!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Jack Frost.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa’s Village of Madness.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Christmas Dream.
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Carl Reiner March 20, 1922 – June 29, 2020
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.
Movie: Like it’s warm; the arms hold you tight; it’s dark.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Tourist Trap.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Girl from Rio.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: The Beast of the Yellow Night.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Last Woman on Earth.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Death Promise.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ruby.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: The Return.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
Mike: An Emerson, Lake and Palmer song is trying to start!
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Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Mike: Maybe these are “The Boys?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up A Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ninja Warlord.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Maniac.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Bounty Tracker.
Riff Pulled from RiffTrax: Velvet Smooth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Girl from Rio.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.
Mike: Mmm, I guess we’re in Dresden 1945?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Horror Express.
Kevin: Are you ready to rock?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Zindy The Swamp Boy.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yambao.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Wes Craven’s Mind Ripper.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness.
Movie: There’s a force in this room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Most Dangerous Game.
“Can It Nerd” pulled from RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Journey: Absolution.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Jack the Giant Killer.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flats.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ghost House.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Firehead.
Kevin: So, at what age do you stop being interested in really undramatic digital fantasy effects?
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who: Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker.
Movie: It happened two million years ago. Mike: —but enough about the last good Star Wars movie. Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Curse of Bigfoot.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Bloody Pit of Horror.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack From Space.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.
“Ohai Mark. Hai Denny. Hai Lisa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
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Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
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Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
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Movie: If you love me you’ll drink this.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Kevin: Now, why can’t the sex scenes be that efficient?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.