RiffTrax Tracks: “Clouds and Cities”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
RiffTrax Tracks: “Douchey Yankees Hat”
RiffTrax: Firehead
RiffTrax Tracks: “Gammera and Batman”
RiffTrax: Gammera
RiffTrax Tracks: “In A Lost Universe With You”
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
RiffTrax Tracks: “Car Ride”
RiffTrax: The Revenge of Doctor X
RiffTrax Tracks: “Real Monster”
RiffTrax: The Crater Lake Monster
RiffTrax Tracks: “Junior Black Dog”
RiffTrax Presents: Junior Prom
RiffTrax Tracks: “Peter Graves”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
“Dropping fecal revenge on all who’ve wronged you.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Busy Bodies
“No, it’s Torlygid Rachimopt. You just showed us.”
RiffTrax Shorts: The Mysterious Message
“It looks like a hotel room that got trashed by The Decemberists.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up A Room
“Sorry baby, I can’t hold you. I’m living a lifestyle.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: American Look
“You inconsiderate slumper.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Health: Your Posture
“Jeff Dunham’s ‘Manson Family.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: Rediscovery: Puppets
“I can’t believe she’s flirting with a gastropod.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Ladybug, Ladybug, Winter Is Coming
“Bill and Frank roll on Shabbos?”
RiffTrax Shorts: You’re The Judge
“Hey, don’t be stingy with the Desitin.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Babysitter
“From the book ‘101 Devastating Press Agent Burns.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: How to Keep A Job
“Clearly you’ve never seen the back of Fran Drescher’s toilet.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ghost Rider
“No, they’re mixing border collie in with the organic and yard waste.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Harry the Dirty Dog
“‘Soapy The Germ Fighter,’ worst X-Men ever.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Soapy The Germ Fighter (Live Edition)
“Amniotic wet look is so hot this year.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Animals
“The first time I saw this I actually wanted to be a strung out holstein.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Family in Winter
“They finally did it. They weaponized dad jokes.”
RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion
“Mama needs her Samoas.”
RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Floats (Live Edition)
“As your milkman, I’m ashamed of you.”
RiffTrax: Measuring Man
“I’ll go back to the future, but I’m not touching his McFly.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: My Mother Was Never A Kid
“Ah, she’s stepping on Dame Judi Dench’s head.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Toes Tell/Whose Shoes
“Well, at least this is ink that’s not being used to draw the Family Circus.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Drawing for Beginners: The Triangle
“Soaping the lumpy area where my wang should be.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv
“A seven means a lizard-dimension ruled by gecko Roseanne Barr.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Measure Metric
“Why won’t the kids today eat Waldorf salads?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Girls are Better Than Ever
“I hope I dream of crackers.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Tommy’s Day
“Get your little secret away from him.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Boy Who Didn’t Listen
“Lecture Cops this fall on TNT.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ten Long Minutes
“I call this ‘Kinder Angst in Blue with Orange Mistake.'”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: What Mary Jo Shared
“Never ask a Deadhead their favorite version of ‘Dark Star.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: Warty, The Toad
“He looks like if Ted Knight and Martin Landau had a 55-year-old baby.”
RiffTrax Shorts: On Guard – Bunco!
“Hey, somebody play Kid Rock on the Bluetooth speaker. I want to hear that song about trying different things and smoking funny things.”
RiffTrax: The Million Eyes of Sumuru
“I’m going to beat you guys in painting.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Beginning Responsibility: Doing Things For Ourselves in School
Mary Jo: “Here comes her partner. The word is they are going to attempt the double Duran Duran.” Bridget: “That’s right. In this case, a Duran Duran Duran Duran “
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Flash That Smile
PixTrax: “Henry Kissinger: Origins.”
RiffTrax: The Power
PixTrax: “Did you guys see that Kelsey Grammer got a new series.
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
PixTrax: “I’m not Martin Landau. I look like him, but I’m not.”
RiffTrax: Giant from the Unknown
PixTrax: “Rush hour in Barstow.”
RiffTrax: Missle to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition
PixTrax: “Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted that these names are scientifically implausible.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasions
PixTrax: “Billy Ray calls this Kentucky cable.”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
PixTrax: “For those about to rock… we salute you.”
RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
PixTrax: “Abe Vigoda is Akhenaten.”
RiffTrax Presents: She
PixTrax: “Horribly framed, through a doorway…”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
PixTrax: “The death mask of Bill Corbett.”
RiffTrax Presents: Scared to Death
PixTrax: “That’s right ladies, you’re looking at the owner of an IBM personal computer.”
RiffTrax: The Last Shark
PixTrax: “Think these two have ever mashed wieners?”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
PixTrax: “Tonight on Stuart Margolin P.I.”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
PixTrax: “Mark David Chapman just hanging outside the Dakota. Cool.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasion
PixTrax: “Though he’s probably disturbed by your giant old lady cans.”
RiffTrax: The Magic Sword
PixTrax: “Orville Redenbacher’s erotic fantasy.”
RiffTrax: Blood Theater
PixTrax: “Repairs to Snoop Dog’s bong continue.”
RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space
PixTrax: “Tim Conway’s ‘Dorf’ on the Final Solution.”
Rifftrax: Kill or Be Killed
PixTrax: “Steve McQueen baby.”
RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land
PixTrax: “John Hurt and Walt Disney. They’re cops.”
Rifftrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
PixTrax: “Look! The YouTube commenter hall of fame.”
Rifftrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
PixTrax: “Look at all the controls. How do they keep track of everything?”
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
PixTrax: “Very similar scene to Rum Tum Tugger’s second DUI.”
RiffTrax: Uninvited
PixTrax: “They really went out of their way to showcase the beauty of Iran, didn’t they?”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
PixTrax: “Well, I’ll bet my hair island on it.”
RiffTrax: Night of the Lepus
PixTrax: “He looks like if Omar Sharif was a troll doll.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
PixTrax: “I liked Rod Stewart best when he played for these guys.”
RiffTrax: Sword and the Sorcerer
PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”
RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target
PixTrax: “It’s that time of the year when the Midwest really shows itself off.’
RiffTrax Live: SUMMER SHORTS BEACH PARTY
PixTrax: “We join this Joni Mitchell album cover already in progress.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”
RiffTrax: Yambaó
“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots
“Jim Backus’ crab boil restaurants never really caught on.”
RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge
“Summer lovin’ we choked on some ash. Summer lovin’ my boyfriend is Trash.”
Rifftrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors
“Sounds like the Phantom of the Opera got into the store brand Nyquil again.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Dressing like a Starksy and Hutch extra finally broke him.”
RiffTrax: The Dark
“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“This is probably a bad time to ask if I can borrow their plunger.”
RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar
“Of all the fake weather I’ve reported in fake TV movies this is the fakiest.”
RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2
Discount ‘Scanners’ there turned my wang inside out, but otherwise I’m good.”
RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man
“And now motorcycle cocaine ninjas take communion.”
RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection
“We have a special suite for guys who look like Kyle MacLachlan.”
RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin
“Hurry Arthur, clear some slots in your inventory and loot their bodies for health potions.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“Stupid State Farm says our home owner policy doesn’t cover bikini justice.”
RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge
“I think I ought re-enactionize the Civil Warration.”
RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
“I don’t think Moriarty has the décolletage to pull that off.”
RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace
“Tongue my girlfriend. Eat Cheetos. It’s all good.”
RiffTrax Presents: Cat-Women of the Moon
“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
“1961, the year Don Draper lands The Spanish Inquisition account.”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
“You can read about how a bodyguard is doing?”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“I’m gonna go do levy town.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Oh, I’m covered in John Huston poop.”
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
“Good idea waiting until night. I always think NASA is daft launching rockets in the day when space isn’t there yet.”
RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars
“Is this the ‘Karn Evil 9’ of movie songs?”
RiffTrax Presents: Rescue Me
