“I hope they don’t have sleeves in jail.”
RiffTrax: Martial Law
“Tell Barney Rubble his wife’s hot.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Dinosaurs
PixTrax: “Can you confirm my resemblance to Sam Elliott, over?”
RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland
“It’s mental health improv night. I need a location and a psychiatric disorder.”
RiffTrax: Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace
“She can ‘John’ my ‘Pertwee’ anytime.”
RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks
“And now it’s time for romantic carpentry.”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
“He’s playing the home version of Broadchurch.”
RiffTrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
