Mike: Hey, I just got a note from the ghost of Gary Gygax. It says, “This movie makes me regret inventing Dungeons and Dragons.”
Kevin: Wow. Intense.
Mike: Yeah. Oh wait, he gave me another one. Says, “Speaking of regrets, what are boobs like?”
Kevin: Ooh, poor bastard.

The “Gary Gygax” Sketch pulled from RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe.