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Written by RifftraxNovember 25, 2022November 29, 2022

“Now we’re going to see the horror movie trope where the cat jumps out, scares Charles Durning, and he eats it.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: When a Stranger Calls Back.

Written by RifftraxOctober 22, 2022October 19, 2022

“Sure, I can record a bitching guitar solo for you. Using it for a chase scene or an extreme sports montage? Oh, chicken movie, huh?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Unto the Least of These.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 22, 2022September 20, 2022

“You know, of all the things I thought we’d see in this movie, the deflowering of a camping stove is not one of them”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wonderful Land of Oz.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 17, 2022September 20, 2022

“Anyone old enough to remember when Michael York was considered a movie star? No?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: The Veil – Part 1.

Written by RifftraxAugust 8, 2022July 21, 2022

“Finally, a movie that blends my two loves: close-ups of trash and the music of Iron Butterfly.”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Litter Monster.

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2022June 3, 2022

“Oh, I know this place. When I was a kid we called this ‘Swamp of the Ravens’ which was obviously stupid because these birds are buzzards. Ha. Ha. Stupid kids who luckily don’t title movies.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens.

Written by RifftraxJune 9, 2022June 2, 2022

“It’s always nice to know when characters who aren’t in the movie are sword fishing.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.

Written by RifftraxMay 23, 2022March 29, 2022

“Critics agree, no movie has more incoherent bus chatter than Spiker.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.

Written by RifftraxMay 8, 2022March 14, 2022

“Please don’t be a Charlie Chan movie. I’m not up to riffing anything problematic.”

The first riff from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes: Terror By Night.

Written by RifftraxApril 20, 2022March 8, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Family’s Domestic Love and Bliss” Sketch

Mike: Alright, I’ve seen a lot of movies and I can tell you exactly where this is going.

Written by RifftraxMarch 18, 2022February 23, 2022

Riff & React: Kevin & RiffTrax Live: Samurai Cop

Movie: Feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass and it hurts.

Written by RifftraxMarch 13, 2022February 21, 2022

“Finally, a movie about clown thermometers. Thank you.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: MST3K Reunion.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 31, 2022January 29, 2022

“Tell me, why do people in old-timey movies preface a question with the phrase ‘tell me’ when the interrogative nature of the statement demands a response anyway?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Purple Death from Outer Space.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 28, 2022January 26, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Gary Gygax” Sketch

Mike: Hey, I just got a note from the ghost of Gary Gygax.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 23, 2022January 22, 2022

“We need the movie in our monitors.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Play Safe (Live Edition).

Written by RifftraxJanuary 18, 2022January 17, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Citizen Kane of Bad Movies” Sketch

Mike: And here we go with the Citizen Kane of bad movies.

Written by RifftraxNovember 16, 2021February 8, 2022

“This movie contains uncredited dialogue written by Ed Wood. Enjoy in moderation.”

The first riff from RiffTrax Presents: Married Too Young.

Written by RifftraxAugust 28, 2021January 31, 2022

“Boats. Photography. Caffeinated beverages. This movie has everything.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Before I Say Goodbye*

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2021June 9, 2021

“Look at this, two stupid robots sitting in front of a dumb movie.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and the Daleks.

Written by RifftraxMay 24, 2021May 23, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “Doesn’t This Director Know How To Make A Horror Movie?” Speech

“Come on, this is ridiculous. Doesn’t this director know how to make a horror movie?

Written by RifftraxNovember 30, 2020November 28, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Bird Plague Movie” Sketch

Mike: I just don’t understand how we’re this far into a bird plague movie with no discussion of stock options.

Written by RifftraxNovember 17, 2020November 13, 2020

“Rest of the movie is her picking up Rod from Birdemic and comparing their Mustangs’ mpg.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Astro Zombies.

Written by RifftraxNovember 14, 2020November 13, 2020

PixTrax: “Don’t let James Nguyen put footage of this in a terrible movie.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Psycho II.

Written by RifftraxNovember 7, 2020November 4, 2020

“‘Emergency vehicles parking,’ James Nguyen’s idea of a great disaster movie.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Hijacked Flight 285.

Written by RifftraxJuly 29, 2020July 28, 2020

“Which is my favorite kidnapping in this movie–don’t make me decide.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: I Believe in Santa Claus.

Written by RifftraxMay 7, 2020May 2, 2020

Riff & React: “It happened two million years ago.”

Movie: It happened two million years ago. Mike: —but enough about the last good Star Wars movie. Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Curse of Bigfoot.

Written by RifftraxMarch 26, 2020March 1, 2020

“The National Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm storm warning as well as a severely cheesy movie watch.”

First riff from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.

Written by RifftraxMarch 11, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches and Speeches: “The Signal Lamp Sketch.”

Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.

Written by RifftraxMarch 7, 2020March 5, 2020

Speeches & Sketches: “The Japan Sketch.”

Mike: This movie brought to you by Japan.

Written by RifftraxDecember 10, 2019November 29, 2019

Sketches and Speeches: “The 12 Days of Jack Frost Sketch”

Mike: Three meatheads staring.

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2019June 14, 2019

“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”

RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2

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