“Oh, I know this place. When I was a kid we called this ‘Swamp of the Ravens’ which was obviously stupid because these birds are buzzards. Ha. Ha. Stupid kids who luckily don’t title movies.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
The first riff from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes: Terror By Night.
Mike: Alright, I’ve seen a lot of movies and I can tell you exactly where this is going.
Movie: Feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass and it hurts.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: MST3K Reunion.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Purple Death from Outer Space.
Mike: Hey, I just got a note from the ghost of Gary Gygax.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Play Safe (Live Edition).
Mike: And here we go with the Citizen Kane of bad movies.
The first riff from RiffTrax Presents: Married Too Young.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Before I Say Goodbye*
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and the Daleks.
“Come on, this is ridiculous. Doesn’t this director know how to make a horror movie?
Mike: I just don’t understand how we’re this far into a bird plague movie with no discussion of stock options.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Astro Zombies.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Psycho II.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Hijacked Flight 285.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: I Believe in Santa Claus.
Movie: It happened two million years ago. Mike: —but enough about the last good Star Wars movie. Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Curse of Bigfoot.
First riff from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.
Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.
Mike: This movie brought to you by Japan.
Mike: Three meatheads staring.
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
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