Riff pulled from RiffTrax: I Believe in Santa Claus.
Movie: It happened two million years ago. Mike: —but enough about the last good Star Wars movie. Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Curse of Bigfoot.
First riff from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.
Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.
Mike: This movie brought to you by Japan.
Mike: Three meatheads staring.
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2