“Come on, this is ridiculous. Doesn’t this director know how to make a horror movie? Cut to a shot of a front porch, then the Sun, then a dog panting, then back to the group, then the Sun, then the dog, then the group, then the porch, dog, Sun, porch, group, dog, Sun, dog, dog, dog. It’s not that difficult!”

The “Doesn’t This Director Know How To Make A Horror Movie?” Speech pulled from RiffTrax: Curse of Bigfoot.