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Written by RifftraxJune 14, 2022June 14, 2022

“Some kids think soccer is a sport, but police know it’s a threat to society.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Teenagers on Trial.

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2022June 3, 2022

“Oh, I know this place. When I was a kid we called this ‘Swamp of the Ravens’ which was obviously stupid because these birds are buzzards. Ha. Ha. Stupid kids who luckily don’t title movies.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens.

Written by RifftraxJune 1, 2022May 30, 2022

“A living clown erection. Hi kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?

Written by RifftraxJanuary 10, 2022January 8, 2022

“Look at that, poor kid’s addicted to sandwich fumes.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Paper and I.

Written by RifftraxDecember 27, 2021December 27, 2021

“Enjoy the Dragon Sound concert tonight, kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: No Retreat, No Surrender.

Written by RifftraxDecember 9, 2021December 9, 2021

“Best anal glands in the business, kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Mother Goose’s Birthday Party with Ronald McDonald.

Written by RifftraxNovember 14, 2021November 17, 2021

“You’re less popular than the kid who called teacher ‘mommy.’”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Manners in School.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 26, 2021September 25, 2021

“You’re dead kid. I’m this land’s Usain Bolt.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Jack and the Beanstalk.

Written by RifftraxMarch 29, 2021March 28, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “Emperor Palpatine In Drag” Sketch

Kevin: Think the kid knows his mom is Emperor Palpatine in drag?

Written by RifftraxFebruary 19, 2021February 19, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “That Is Not A Cylinder” Sketch

Kevin: Kid, it’s the narrator. I’m locked out. That is not a cylinder. Kid, let me in.

Written by RifftraxJune 17, 2020June 16, 2020

“Oh great! Now, a prog rock concert is gonna to start. Run kid, run.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.

Written by RifftraxMay 13, 2020May 13, 2020

“They did it. They invented a kid more annoying then Jake Lloyd. I didn’t think it was possible.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Firehead.

Written by RifftraxApril 5, 2020April 2, 2020

“Poor kid, has to do homework instead of watching his gross neighbors bone like most kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxDecember 7, 2019November 10, 2019

“Hey kid, this is Christmas. Try to look a little less like a Dorothea Lange photo can you?”

RiffTrax Shorts: Christmas Customs Near and Far

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