“Merlin does it all with the help of a tongue computer and a skunk.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alias St. Nick.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alias St. Nick.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alcohol Trigger Films.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Alcohol.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Aladdin.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Aesop’s Sound Fables: Frozen Frolics.
Movie: Dried foods, such as nuts, will keep well in the underground room.
Bill: Wendall W. Wright was a wise, wonderful, worthy, water-skier as well as a wanker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: A Word To The Wives.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Visit to Santa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: A Very Merry Riff-mas (with Bridget and Mary Jo).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Trip To The Moon.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: A Talking Cat!?!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Song for Santa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Green Thumb for Macaulay.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Day With Fireman Bill.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Day of Thanksgiving.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Circus Wakes Up.
Bill: The cut-off lyric posits the theory that a heavy plum pudding diet was why Batman smelled–edited out on threat of a lawsuit.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Christmas Dream.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Christmas Carol.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Case of Spring Fever.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Boy of Mexico: Juan and his Donkey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Badger’s Bad Day.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors.
Kevin: This looks vaguely familiar. Oh right, my vacation footage from when I went to hell.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stitches.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Giant From the Unknown.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: MST3K Reunion.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Troll 2.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Blessed Midnight.
Movie: The only time you can do it is the night before Christmas.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Super Mario Bros.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Bridget and Mary Jo’s Halloween Safety and Monster.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Martial Law.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Laser Mission.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yor Hunter From the Future.
Movie: The evil is coming.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The House On Sorority Row.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Atom Age Vampire (Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: “MANOS” The Hands of Fate.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Dark.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dinosaurus!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Samurai Cop.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Birdemic: Shock and Terror.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sisters of Death.
Mike: I just don’t understand how we’re this far into a bird plague movie with no discussion of stock options.
Bill: About my new company, Mass Solar.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Billy’s Helicopter Ride.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Power.
Movie: Bigfoot was forced to retreat deeper into the timberlands.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Icebreaker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Day of the Animals.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Blood Theater.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Bill: I hear a mountain lion.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Treasure of The Amazon.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.
Mike: Just a warning, Jack’s weeping at Julie’s grave is even more emotional than when the eagles killed Becky in Birdemic.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rollergator.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battle for the Lost Planet.
Movie: Ten million dollars.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
Movie: There’s just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Astro Zombies.
Kevin: This feels like Rod Sterling should step out and do a monologue.
Bill: Okay, it’s not a coat hanger but it’s very close.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Psycho II.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
Mike: This scene of an 18-wheeler slowly starting and pulling away guest directed by James Nguyen.
Kevin: And here comes driving scenes’ first cousin, carefully signaling and turning into a parking lot scene.
Mike: Parking scene guest directed by Mr. James Nguyen.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Hijacked Flight 285.
Mike: James Nguyen’s Taxi Driver.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rats Night of Terror.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers in Space.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
Kevin: Ot-oh, she’s going to pull a Becky on the beach.
Bill: Is the soundtrack trying to become John Lennon’s “Imagine” or am I just a dreamer?
Movie: Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.
Movie: Anybody you chose.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Psycho II.