“And for the 50th billionth time, I’m not prone to hyperbole.”
Rifftrax: Fever Lake Advertisements
Author: Rifftrax
“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“Your hair is even hockey-er than I remember.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“This dimension’s theme is GeoCity’s Magic the Gathering fan page.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“I told him to never call when I’m shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
