Sketches & Speeches: The “Am I A Good Cop?” Speech
“It’s times like this when you’re approaching a mortuary late a night,
Tag: sex
“I shouldn’t do it, but how many people can ever say they had sex with a dinosaur?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dinosaurus.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Efficient Sex Scene Sketch”
Kevin: Now, why can’t the sex scenes be that efficient?
PixTrax: “The sexy side of the Three Stooges.”
RiffTrax: Swing Parade
“I could be banging Marvin the Martian’s wife right now.”
RiffTrax: Feeders
“Gotta love a train service run by the Catholic church. They always pull out on time.”
RiffTrax Presents: Horror Express
“Rutherford B. Hayes gets a lap dance.”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
RiffTrax Track: “Hitting on Family Members”
RiffTrax Live: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
“Tongue my girlfriend. Eat Cheetos. It’s all good.”
RiffTrax Presents: Cat-Women of the Moon
“Wow, I guess that sectional sofa dry-hump was better than it looked.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“A picture of Walt Disney to practice kissing with.”
RiffTrax Presents:The Amazing Mr. X
“You know, good dirty talk rarely involves the word ‘trouser.'”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
“What did you do today? Oh, I put on a bikini and watched a guy make out while another guy in a suit yelled at him.”
RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin
“Yeah, that’s it baby. Let that narrative unfold through the choregraphy.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
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