Sketches & Speeches: The “Narrating Another Woman” Sketch
Kevin: That night, mother found out father had been narrating another woman.
Tag: baby
“And I do mean crawl. You see folks, I’m secretly a baby.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: R.O.T.O.R.
“Steam valves are for losers. Pans of gasoline, baby.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: More Dangerous Than Dynamite.
“I can has battle to death with skunk baby?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Little Lost Scent.
“Hey, keep it down! We just got the baby Jesus to sleep.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Blessed Midnight.
“Yo, slowly pull in and park this baby Birdemic-style. Word to your mother.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
“Yep. Just an old man, with a sharp weapon, stamping baby butts on a conveyor belt. You know.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Festival of Fun Days.
Sketches & Speeches: “The What’s Crack? Sketch”
Bill: What’s a crack? Is it a baby?
“Sorry baby, I can’t hold you. I’m living a lifestyle.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: American Look
“He looks like if Ted Knight and Martin Landau had a 55-year-old baby.”
RiffTrax Shorts: On Guard – Bunco!
PixTrax: “Steve McQueen baby.”
RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land
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