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Written by RifftraxJuly 7, 2022June 21, 2022

“We interrupt this mind-numbingly dull safety film to bring you a mind-numbingly dull safety film.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Case of Tommy Tucker (Part 2).

Written by RifftraxJuly 6, 2022June 21, 2022

“Safer than Safeville and Safetown? You’re mad!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Case of Tommy Tucker (Part 1).

Written by RifftraxJuly 5, 2022June 20, 2022

“Reproach and everlasting shame sits mocking in my pigtails.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Calendar: How To Use It.

Written by RifftraxJuly 4, 2022June 20, 2022

“Always have to take an elective before you begin Jedi training.”

Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bride and the Beast.

Written by RifftraxJuly 3, 2022June 21, 2022

“People’s dreams are so boring even if they are wearing chaps in them.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Boy Who Didn’t Listen.

Written by RifftraxJuly 2, 2022June 20, 2022

“The tam o’ shanter, the haggis of the hat world.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.

Written by RifftraxJuly 1, 2022June 20, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Retrograde Thrust” Sketch

Mary Jo: Oh yeah, that must be the retrograde thrust.

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2022June 20, 2022

“Do you like my tam o’ shanter?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Blessed Midnight.

Written by RifftraxJune 29, 2022June 20, 2022

“Ladies and gentlemen, the First Amendment as interpreted by Tito Puente.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Bill of Rights in Action.

Written by RifftraxJune 28, 2022June 20, 2022

Riff & React: Bill & The Big Yellow Fellow

Movie: All sorts of things you have to know about school buses, son.Bill: –Like you don’t need to wear a seat belt in one for some reason. Riff & React pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Big Yellow Fellow.

Written by RifftraxJune 27, 2022June 20, 2022

“Guys, this has just moved into my top five, all-time, winch securing scenes.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.

Written by RifftraxJune 26, 2022June 21, 2022

“I’m not getting off this swing until I figure out my own gender.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Being On Time Game.

Written by RifftraxJune 25, 2022June 21, 2022

“Classic childhood milestones: get a bike, learn to ride it, get chased off it by a living sack.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Baggs (Studio ed.).

Written by RifftraxJune 24, 2022June 15, 2022

“Yeah, Mary. Don’t break all their books.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Babysitter.

Written by RifftraxJune 23, 2022June 20, 2022

“Wait. There’s more than one crappy musical about paying rent?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.

Written by RifftraxJune 22, 2022June 15, 2022

“All the great illusionists use carbon paper.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: The Amazing Mr. X.

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2022June 14, 2022

“’Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel’ is the greatest film of all-time.”

The First Riff from RiffTrax: The Alien Dead.

Written by RifftraxJune 20, 2022June 14, 2022

“Ah, Chip, we can see you. You might want put the old teaser away.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Adventures of Chip and Dip.

Written by RifftraxJune 19, 2022June 14, 2022

“Holy crap, Inglewood likes to compost!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The ABC of Walking Wisely.

Written by RifftraxJune 18, 2022June 14, 2022

“Hey, I’m perambulatin’ here!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum.

Written by RifftraxJune 17, 2022June 14, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Nick Swardson” Sketch

Kevin: There’s no high hat. Where am I?

Written by RifftraxJune 16, 2022June 14, 2022

“‘Ten Long Minutes,’ Peter Jackson’s adaptation of the book, ‘Two Minutes.’”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Ten Long Minutes.

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2022June 14, 2022

“This looks like a job for my lemon bar recipe.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Telephone for Help.

Written by RifftraxJune 14, 2022June 14, 2022

“Some kids think soccer is a sport, but police know it’s a threat to society.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Teenagers on Trial.

Written by RifftraxJune 13, 2022June 11, 2022

“Teenage girls, notorious for their UFO skepticism.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Teenage Space Vampires.

Written by RifftraxJune 12, 2022June 3, 2022

“She would go on to have Curly-related trauma for the rest of her adult life.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swing Parade.

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2022June 3, 2022

“Oh, I know this place. When I was a kid we called this ‘Swamp of the Ravens’ which was obviously stupid because these birds are buzzards. Ha. Ha. Stupid kids who luckily don’t title movies.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens.

Written by RifftraxJune 10, 2022June 2, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Body Sacks” Sketch

Bill: You know Lupe, I love using burlap for my body sacks. Sturdy, yet light and breathable.

Written by RifftraxJune 9, 2022June 2, 2022

“It’s always nice to know when characters who aren’t in the movie are sword fishing.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.

Written by RifftraxJune 8, 2022June 2, 2022

Riff & React: Kevin & Super Mario Bros.

Movie: This pit hole. Germs everywhere. Fungus.

Written by RifftraxJune 7, 2022June 2, 2022

“Whoa, this is the building where George Zaloom wrote Encino Man. I’m sorry, I’m a bit of a Cino head.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.

Written by RifftraxJune 6, 2022June 2, 2022

“I love going to ‘A Nearby Lake.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Summer is an Adventure.

Written by RifftraxJune 5, 2022June 2, 2022

“The Doom engine from 1993 is super cinematic.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Suburban Sasquatch.

Written by RifftraxJune 4, 2022June 1, 2022

“Let me introduce you to fat doctor. You’ll like fat doctor. Fat doctor good people.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Subspecies IV: The Awakening.

Written by RifftraxJune 3, 2022June 1, 2022

“Sorry to be so crunked on the goofballs.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Study Skills: Verbal Communication Made Easy.

Written by RifftraxJune 2, 2022June 1, 2022

PixTrax: “Someone might have advised him against the nerdy Hitler look.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Strange Impersonation.

Written by RifftraxJune 1, 2022May 30, 2022

“A living clown erection. Hi kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?

Written by RifftraxMay 31, 2022May 30, 2022

“Come to papa nude photos of Mamie Eisenhower.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Story of a Teenage Drug Addict.

Written by RifftraxMay 30, 2022May 29, 2022

“There was a sale on Go-GURT this week. We’re going to be rich.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stone Cold.

Written by RifftraxMay 29, 2022May 24, 2022

“Very few know of the dark and evil powers of concentrated 7-Up.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stitches

Written by RifftraxMay 28, 2022May 24, 2022

Riff & React: Mike & Starting School

Movie: She’s a ballerina. And what does she do, Pam?

Written by RifftraxMay 27, 2022May 3, 2022

“Aliens hate flash photography. Even more than museum guards.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Starship Invasions.

Written by RifftraxMay 26, 2022May 29, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Which Brian?” Sketch

Kevin: Which Brian? I’m lost and I’m a Brian.

Written by RifftraxMay 25, 2022May 2, 2022

“‘Pranking Wildlife,’ coming soon to Nat Geo.”

Television Teaser pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Squeak the Squirrel.

Written by RifftraxMay 24, 2022May 2, 2022

“After all, what’s a spunk-man without his spunk bucket?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Spunky the Snowman.

Written by RifftraxMay 23, 2022March 29, 2022

“Critics agree, no movie has more incoherent bus chatter than Spiker.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.

Written by RifftraxMay 22, 2022March 29, 2022

“I hate when people have to bring their emotional support office supplies everywhere.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Speak Up, Andrew!

Written by RifftraxMay 21, 2022March 24, 2022

“This guy’s being a real tent-maker right now.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Son of Sinbad.

Written by RifftraxMay 20, 2022May 24, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “President Ford” Sketch

Bill: President Ford is about to speak.

Written by RifftraxMay 19, 2022May 30, 2022

“I don’t care. I’ll just read my Sylvia Plath book of affirmations.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Social Acceptability.

Written by RifftraxMay 18, 2022May 30, 2022

“No, it was the constant scarecrow cosplay that worried them.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Soapy The Germ Fighter (Live Edition).

Written by RifftraxMay 17, 2022March 19, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Longest Snowmobiling Sequence Since Records Began” Sketch

Ian: This must be the longest snowmobiling sequence since records began.

Written by RifftraxMay 16, 2022March 19, 2022

“Is it the excessive skull thickness?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Snap Out Of It!

Written by RifftraxMay 15, 2022March 18, 2022

“All good friendships start with the bequeathing of a shovel.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Skipper Learns a Lesson.

Written by RifftraxMay 14, 2022March 18, 2022

“Death takes a dump on us all at some point.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Six Murderous Beliefs.

Written by RifftraxMay 13, 2022March 17, 2022

“Tool Sheds Enterers, this fall on Nat Geo Channel.”

Television Teaser pulled from RiffTrax: Sisters of Death.

Written by RifftraxMay 12, 2022March 17, 2022

“Anybody need anything Walked or Texas ranged?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Silent Rage.

Written by RifftraxMay 11, 2022March 16, 2022

“Not many people heard it, but everyone single one who did went out and wrote their own hymn about stuff being quiet.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Silent Night: The Story of the Christmas Carol.

Written by RifftraxMay 10, 2022March 15, 2022

“I hope you kids like Scotch.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Shy Guy.

Written by RifftraxMay 9, 2022March 15, 2022

“My apologies, sir. I know what it’s like to lose a janitor.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Shrunken Heads.

Written by RifftraxMay 8, 2022March 14, 2022

“Please don’t be a Charlie Chan movie. I’m not up to riffing anything problematic.”

The first riff from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes: Terror By Night.

Written by RifftraxMay 7, 2022March 14, 2022

“SpongeBob Band-Aids turn me on.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes: Dressed To Kill.

Written by RifftraxMay 6, 2022March 17, 2022

“I wrote it myself, highlighting his love of mojitos and cat memes.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green.

Written by RifftraxMay 5, 2022March 14, 2022

“I feel like you really get me, Rolf.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon.

Written by RifftraxMay 4, 2022March 12, 2022

“Hate to snap-judge, but England looks kinda gray.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace.

Written by RifftraxMay 3, 2022March 12, 2022

“Hey kids, proper grammar is everyone’s family.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Max Havoc: Ring of Fire.

Written by RifftraxMay 2, 2022March 12, 2022

“Oh, come on! Anyone else’s pee except Igor’s.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: She Demons.

Written by RifftraxMay 1, 2022March 11, 2022

“Well, you know this is about a woman because she’s got the heat full blast.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: SHE.

Written by RifftraxApril 30, 2022March 11, 2022

“Treat the cone like a lover’s taunt nipple.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Shapes We Live With.

Written by RifftraxApril 29, 2022March 11, 2022

“Ahh! Bury me with my Charlene Tilton poster.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Shake Hands With Danger.

Written by RifftraxApril 28, 2022March 10, 2022

“I’m stickier than Tila Tequila on a Friday night.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Seven Little Ducks.

Written by RifftraxApril 27, 2022May 2, 2022

“Her disgust at the currently allotted reading area fills her mouth with bile.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up a Room.

Written by RifftraxApril 26, 2022March 10, 2022

“Man, I hate cocky seniors.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Senior Power.

Written by RifftraxApril 25, 2022March 9, 2022

“Come on! You call this a muffin eating scene?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Self-Conscious Guy.

Written by RifftraxApril 24, 2022March 9, 2022

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to the Haircut 100 concert.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Seat Belts: The Life Saving Habit.

Written by RifftraxApril 23, 2022March 9, 2022

Riff & React: Ian & Matthew & Scared to Death

Movie: Someone has been giving her orders via mental telepathy.

Written by RifftraxApril 22, 2022March 8, 2022

“Gee, it’s not often you meet a guy who knows a Scottish guy. Should I let my heart go?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Scared To Death.

Written by RifftraxApril 21, 2022March 8, 2022

“Ding. Don’t talk to men with Bob Dylan moustaches.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Say No to Strangers.

Written by RifftraxApril 20, 2022March 8, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Family’s Domestic Love and Bliss” Sketch

Mike: Alright, I’ve seen a lot of movies and I can tell you exactly where this is going.

Written by RifftraxApril 19, 2022March 7, 2022

“Oh knee buttons, will you ever bring me peace?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa’s Summer House.

Written by RifftraxApril 18, 2022March 7, 2022

“What do you think, background pervert?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Santa’s Spaceship.

Written by RifftraxApril 17, 2022March 6, 2022

“Back to the Snowland? Man, optimize your supply chain!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa Claus’ Workshop.

Written by RifftraxApril 16, 2022March 18, 2022

“And the children are thrown into a frenzy not seen since Stravinsky debuted The Rite of Spring.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Santa Claus’ Punch and Judy.

Written by RifftraxApril 15, 2022March 6, 2022

“And tea kettles are my only form of communication.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

Written by RifftraxApril 14, 2022March 5, 2022

“Yep, nothing says soldier like tight, red jeggings.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen.

Written by RifftraxApril 13, 2022March 4, 2022

“Guys, has Pumpkin Patch Pictures ever made a bad film?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: San Franpsycho.

Written by RifftraxApril 12, 2022March 4, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Narrating Another Woman” Sketch

Kevin: That night, mother found out father had been narrating another woman.

Written by RifftraxApril 11, 2022March 4, 2022

“He forgot to stay groovy and guard himself against stagflation.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors.

Written by RifftraxApril 10, 2022March 4, 2022

“Umm, Gila was the doctor not the monster actually.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safety with Animals.

Written by RifftraxApril 9, 2022March 2, 2022

“And literacy is out to a commanding, early lead.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safety As We Play.

Written by RifftraxApril 8, 2022March 2, 2022

“Hey, they’re running out of ‘whoo whoo whoo whoo.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safety – Harm Hides at Home.

Written by RifftraxApril 7, 2022March 2, 2022

“Young Bruce Springsteen, you stop running right now. And no, you are not born to do it, mister.”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safe Living at School.

Written by RifftraxApril 6, 2022March 1, 2022

“I think I ruptured my bowl full of jelly.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Written by RifftraxApril 5, 2022March 1, 2022

“‘Brice Mack.’ Pretty sure that’s one of the names we invented for the guy in Space Mutiny.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ruby.

Written by RifftraxApril 4, 2022March 1, 2022

“Yep, if you earned an eye roll from Joe Estevez it’s time sort out your life.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rollergator

Written by RifftraxApril 3, 2022February 28, 2022

RiffTrax Tracks: “We Accept The Challenge”

“We Accept The Challenge” pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.

Written by RifftraxApril 2, 2022February 28, 2022

PixTrax: “The Art Garfunkel Army has finally seized power.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.

Written by RifftraxApril 1, 2022February 27, 2022

“Judson Landis will collaborate anything if the price is right. He’s a collabo-whore.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Right or Wrong?

Written by RifftraxMarch 31, 2022February 27, 2022

“Robot testicle flashback.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Special: 90s Cyber Thrillers.

Written by RifftraxMarch 30, 2022February 26, 2022

“Tolkien slash fiction. ‘Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Horror Express (by Matthew J. Elliott).

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