Sketches & Speeches: The “Body Sacks” Sketch
Bill: You know Lupe, I love using burlap for my body sacks. Sturdy, yet light and breathable.
Tag: body
“Mark was tragically born with the body of a shop teacher.”
Riff pulled from Christmas with RiffTrax featuring The Magic Christmas Tree.
“You borrowed some tampons, honey? Hey, I don’t make the heavy metal rules.”
RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare
“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“Your hair is even hockey-er than I remember.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
RiffTrax Tracks: “Eye of the Deadly Prey”
RiffTrax: Deadly Prey
“Amniotic wet look is so hot this year.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Animals
“I’ll go back to the future, but I’m not touching his McFly.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: My Mother Was Never A Kid
“Ah, she’s stepping on Dame Judi Dench’s head.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Toes Tell/Whose Shoes
PixTrax: “Though he’s probably disturbed by your giant old lady cans.”
RiffTrax: The Magic Sword
PixTrax: “Well, I’ll bet my hair island on it.”
RiffTrax: Night of the Lepus
“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
Discount ‘Scanners’ there turned my wang inside out, but otherwise I’m good.”
RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man
“I don’t think Moriarty has the décolletage to pull that off.”
RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace
“You know what they say, leg health starts at the crotch.”
RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker
“Yes, could you please say ‘skin of the plane’ one thousand percent less.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“How many cigarettes does a guy got to smoke to get some lettuce around here?”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“That’s the most awkwardly placed wall anus I’ve ever seen.”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“Try not to think about our 36th president saying ‘bunghole.'”
RiffTrax: The Astro-Zombies
“Rebooting the ovarian operating system.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Naturally a Girl
“I’m almost out of hand gestures. That’s how good it is.”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
“And she was saving her coccyx for marriage.”
RiffTrax Presents: High School Heroes
“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”
RiffTrax: The Room
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