“I’ve seen enough tortoise ass to last a lifetime.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Hare & The Tortoise.
Tag: ass
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Johnson, but our policy won’t allow us to take checks written to the order of your ass.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts With Bridget & Mary Jo: The Front Line.
“Did we order an ass?”
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark.
Riff & React: Kevin & RiffTrax Live: Samurai Cop
Movie: Feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass and it hurts.
“I wonder who said, “It’s a good shot, but I really think it could use a looming, khaki-clad ass.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Playing Together.
Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Fugitive Rage
Movie: Then you must have a very big ass.
“Sun visor gun’s got nothing on ass-knife.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dangerous Men.*
Sketches & Speeches: The “Chew Bubble Gum” Sketch
Movie: I think if you just chew that bubble gum maybe a little bit less.
“I got metachorlreians coming out of my ass, I tells ya.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.
PixTrax: “We now take you live to the set of the seventies porn film, The Life and Times of Grizzly Ass Hams.”
First riff from RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem.
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