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Written by RifftraxMarch 12, 2021March 4, 2021

“Batman and Robin, the second worst serial after Apple Jacks.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rescues Batman (Episode 5).

Written by RifftraxJanuary 8, 2021January 20, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The Cut-Off Lyric Sketch”

Bill: The cut-off lyric posits the theory that a heavy plum pudding diet was why Batman smelled–edited out on threat of a lawsuit.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 29, 2020February 7, 2020

“Roast in hell 1940s Batman.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Victorious (Episode 15).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 28, 2020February 16, 2020

“Cause that’s what superheroes do. They remain motionless while known criminals strip off their clothes.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Ruse (Episode 11).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 27, 2020February 13, 2020

“Wonder if the Wizard ever had a tiff with Hooded Justice from the Watchmen over costume similarities?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard’s Challenge (Episode 13).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 26, 2020February 10, 2020

“Journal of Vicky Vale, intrepid girl reporter. As I crept toward The Harbor Club, the odors of hooliganism and loaded potato skins mingled threateningly in the air.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back (Episode 9).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 25, 2020February 13, 2020

“It’s a hot one. I should have worn my seersucker balaclava.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 24, 2020February 7, 2020

“Spontaneous combustion: it’s not just for elderly shut-ins anymore.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Meets the Wizard! (Episode 8).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 23, 2020February 7, 2020

“The Macarena starts arm out palm down, Callahan. You’re off the force!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14)

Written by RifftraxFebruary 22, 2020February 13, 2020

PixTrax: “Ikea’s new Kevorkian chair.”

PixTrax captured from RiffTrax Shorts: Robin Rescues Batman (Episode 5).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 21, 2020February 7, 2020

“Batman and Robin presumed dead or squatting.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman’s Last Chance (Episode 10).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 20, 2020February 7, 2020

“Splendid! Care for some tweed?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Wild Ride (Episode 3).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 19, 2020February 13, 2020

PixTrax: “How Apple wants you to see your year-old iPhone.”

PixTrax captured from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Victorious (Episode 15).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 18, 2020February 13, 2020

“I hear Batman doesn’t like green beans. You guys ever hear that?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Target Robin (Episode 6).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 17, 2020February 7, 2020

“‘Unseen’ like A Million Ways to Die in the West.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 16, 2020February 16, 2020

“I once broke into his garage and ate a bag of his potting soil.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman’s Last Chance (Episode 10).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 14, 2020February 14, 2020

“Hand stamp undamaged—good! Sorry CBGB, The Wizard only pays one cover charge.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 13, 2020February 14, 2020

“I drank too much Moxie on the way here. I’m going to find a tinkle bush.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard’s Challenge (Episode 13).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 12, 2020February 14, 2020

“I just want to forget you saying the phrase ‘wizard placenta.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 11, 2020February 14, 2020

“Also, Batman smells like Aspercreme.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Ruse (Episode 11).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 10, 2020February 14, 2020

“I’m starting to think I can’t trust this known super villain associater.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman’s Last Chance (Episode 10).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 9, 2020February 3, 2020

“I want your insight as a dissipated gadabout.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts:  Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back (Episode 9).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 8, 2020February 7, 2020

“There they go. John Goodman’s dirty undies.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Meets the Wizard! (Episode 8).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 7, 2020February 6, 2020

“I feel like even more of a douche smoking one of these and I’m already Robin.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Fatal Blast (Episode 7).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 6, 2020February 13, 2020

“It’s the museum of lame gang names.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Target Robin (Episode 6).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 5, 2020February 3, 2020

“Now we can make our own table salt instead of buying it like suckers.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Robin Rescues Batman (Episode 5).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 4, 2020February 3, 2020

“Gross. It’s full of sexy The Penguin ladies Halloween costumes.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Trapped! (Episode 4).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 3, 2020February 3, 2020

“But I’m late for my Louis Nye resembling lesson.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Wild Ride (Episode 3).

Written by RifftraxFebruary 2, 2020February 3, 2020

“The cliffs of Gotham. This city’s got it all.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Tunnel of Terror (Episode 2).  

Written by RifftraxFebruary 1, 2020February 3, 2020

“First, I’m going to make Bill O’Reilly and Shaquille O’Neal kiss.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Takes Over (Episode 1).

Written by RifftraxNovember 30, 2019November 11, 2019

“Keep that Batman smells to your self, kids. I will not have him defamed on my sleigh!”

RiffTrax: I Believe in Santa Claus  

Written by RifftraxSeptember 6, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Gammera and Batman”

RiffTrax: Gammera

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