“Yeah, yum-yum my goodies, you mush-mouth creep.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Visit to Santa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Visit to Santa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Day of Thanksgiving.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Circus Wakes Up.
Bill: The cut-off lyric posits the theory that a heavy plum pudding diet was why Batman smelled–edited out on threat of a lawsuit.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Case of Spring Fever.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: A Badger’s Bad Day.
Kevin: This looks vaguely familiar. Oh right, my vacation footage from when I went to hell.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Giant From the Unknown.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
Movie: The only time you can do it is the night before Christmas.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.
Movie: The evil is coming.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dinosaurus!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sisters of Death.
Bill: About my new company, Mass Solar.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Day of the Animals.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Blood Theater.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.
Mike: Just a warning, Jack’s weeping at Julie’s grave is even more emotional than when the eagles killed Becky in Birdemic.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battle for the Lost Planet.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
Kevin: This feels like Rod Sterling should step out and do a monologue.
Bill: Okay, it’s not a coat hanger but it’s very close.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
Mike: This scene of an 18-wheeler slowly starting and pulling away guest directed by James Nguyen.
Kevin: And here comes driving scenes’ first cousin, carefully signaling and turning into a parking lot scene.
Mike: Parking scene guest directed by Mr. James Nguyen.
Mike: James Nguyen’s Taxi Driver.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
Kevin: Ot-oh, she’s going to pull a Becky on the beach.
Bill: Is the soundtrack trying to become John Lennon’s “Imagine” or am I just a dreamer?
Movie: Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Lovely But Deadly.
Movie: So Mark, how do you feel about putting some board breaking into the act?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: No Retreat, No Surrender.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Magic Sword.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: If Mirrors Could Speak.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.
Movie: Close your eyes.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Light Blast.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wonderful Land of Oz.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Starship Troopers.
Movie: Navigation, where are we?
Movie: It’s so elegant.
Movie: So, who’s the new girl?
Movie: What about the constitution?
Movie: Please don’t touch it.
Movie: And now it’s time for Captain Magic to show you how he got his name.
Ms. Dalton: Mr. Girard, what are you doing here?
Movie: Hey, one more step and you’re dead.
Movie: Feels like flesh.
Movie: What did we do to deserve to be sent to this pit?
Mike: Golden Corral’s new slogan—ah dang, I can’t quite make that work.
“‘I’m hungry, imbecile.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: If this doesn’t kill them, the smell will.
“‘What is this place? Just shut up.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.” Golden Corral’s new slogan pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.
Movie: Come now, it’s good meat. Probably better than anything you ever tasted. Eat, my boy.
“Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: I never expect anything.
Movie: I can’t wait a few hours. I’m hungry.
Movie: This is a bad place for you to be. Only evil can come through here.
Movie: I can’t tell what it is from here, but you’ll have its head on a platter by nightfall.
Bill: Golden Corral, your favorite dinning establishment.
Bill: Man, I just realized he’s making an army of Ziggys.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Christmas Customs Near and Far.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa’s Summer House.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen.
Kevin: Oh yes. Soap up there, mustache. That’s how Kevie likes it.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa’s Village of Madness.
Carl Reiner March 20, 1922 – June 29, 2020
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Tourist Trap.
Mike: An Emerson, Lake and Palmer song is trying to start!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Mike: Maybe these are “The Boys?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up A Room.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Maniac.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Bounty Tracker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Girl from Rio.
Kevin: Are you ready to rock?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Most Dangerous Game.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
Kevin: So, at what age do you stop being interested in really undramatic digital fantasy effects?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.