“A common Transylvanian food that may be killing you. We’ll have the full story at ten.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Night That Dracula Saved The World.
Tag: food
“Organ playing is like cooking Russian food. I’m not sure how to tell if you’re great or terrible at it.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls.
Riff & React: Bill & Adventures of a Chipmunk Family
Movie: Dried foods, such as nuts, will keep well in the underground room.
“Golden Corral’s New Slogan” Served By Uninvited
“‘Here pussy, have some food.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
“I hope I dream of crackers.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Tommy’s Day
“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“I hope you like really tough, burnt meat and shitty scotch.”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
“The walrus was arraigned in superior court on 36 counts of first degree oystercide.”
RiffTrax: Fun in Balloon Land
“Also, what human being would ever say a sentence like: ”He grows organic apples which I buy from him?'”
RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
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