“Hey, if you come across Matthew Fox and Evangeline Lilly, run. They’re just making it up as they go.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Most Dangerous Game.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Most Dangerous Game.
Television Teaser pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Shark.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Man on Earth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The House on Sorority Row.
Movie: Now, we know that each individual goes through this evolutionary process before he is born.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Galaxy Invader.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Devil’s Hand.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Dark Power.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Dark.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Crater Lake Monster.
Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bride and the Beast.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
The First Riff from RiffTrax: The Alien Dead.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum.
Kevin: There’s no high hat. Where am I?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Teenage Space Vampires.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Suburban Sasquatch.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Subspecies IV: The Awakening.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stitches
Ian: This must be the longest snowmobiling sequence since records began.
Television Teaser pulled from RiffTrax: Sisters of Death.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Shrunken Heads.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: She Demons.
Movie: Someone has been giving her orders via mental telepathy.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Scared To Death.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: San Franpsycho.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ruby.
“We Accept The Challenge” pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Horror Express (by Matthew J. Elliott).
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Live: Octaman.
Bill: Meanwhile the zombies are out there drinking PBR and reminiscing
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Live: House on Haunted Hill.
“Fish Licker” pulled from RiffTrax Live: Hobgoblins.
Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Birdemic.
Mike: Castleton college?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: “Manos” the Hands of Fate.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master.
Mike: Opps. Scrolling text missed its cue.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Psycho II.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Plankton.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Night of the Living Dead (Three Riffer Edition).
Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Night of the Lepus.
Kevin: It’s the gritty reboot of ‘Setting Up A Room.’
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Mesa of Lost Women.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Maniac.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Lycan Colony.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Little Shop of Horrors.
“It’s times like this when you’re approaching a mortuary late a night,
Movie: The venom we sent to the lab; it’s five times more toxic than normal.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: King of Kong Island.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Jack-O.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Jack Frost.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Invasion of the Animal People.
Movie: I’m fixing up a little party for you.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: House on Haunted Hill.
Bill: It’s a torture dungeon, but they strung a safety chain on the balustrade. Why?
Kevin: Looks like the kind of place Nick Nolte would come to sell his stolen road signs.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flats.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Giant From The Unknown.
Movie: I think if you just chew that bubble gum maybe a little bit less.
The “Ghosthouse Drinking Song” pulled from RiffTrax: Ghosthouse.
Bill: Fungicide: Life on the Streets.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Frozen Scream.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Frankenstein’s Daughter.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fever Lake.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Feeders 2: Slay Bells.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Feeders.
The First Riff from RiffTrax Presents: Fear.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dinosaurus.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Deadly Instincts.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Day of the Animals.
“Come on, this is ridiculous. Doesn’t this director know how to make a horror movie?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Contamination.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The City of the Dead.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Carnival of Souls.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Bridget and Mary Jo’s Halloween Safety and Monster Movie Mash-up.
Riff pulled RiffTrax Presents: Bride of the Gorilla.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Brainiac.
“Raul. Hey, Raul. This has been bugging me. What was the name of the chick who played the daughter on Alf? Raul? Can you hear me? Daughter on Alf? Yeah, you’re no use.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Blood Theater.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Birdemic: Shock and Terror.
Birdemic Callback pulled from RiffTrax: Beaks.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack of the Puppet People.
Bill: We have a blood exchanger?
Kevin: Oh, it’s Nick Nolte’s summer place.
Kevin: This looks vaguely familiar. Oh right, my vacation footage from when I went to hell.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stitches.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Giant From the Unknown.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Troll 2.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Grizzly.
Movie: The evil is coming.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The House On Sorority Row.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party.
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