Bill: It’s a torture dungeon, but they strung a safety chain on the balustrade. Why?
Mike: Well one, it’s an insurance liability issue, Bill. Two, OSHA sets regulations not suggestions.
Kevin: Yeah Bill, is your basement torture chamber even up to code?
Bill: What?
Mike: Nothing? I withdraw the question.
Kevin: Nevermind.
Bill: You guys have—
Mike & Kevin: —No. No.

The “Torture Dungeon” Sketch pulled from RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House.