“Find your own bovine teat to suckle.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Wing, Claw and Fang!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Wing, Claw and Fang!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Why Doesn’t Cathy Eat Breakfast?/Petaluma Chicken.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: When a Stranger Calls Back.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: What it Means to be an American (Part 1).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: What is Nothing?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: What If We Had a Fire?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: We Discover the Dictionary.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Walking to School.
Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.
Movie: I figure I’ll bring back a pizza for supper.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Values: Understanding Ourselves.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Values: The Right Thing to Do.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Trucker’s Woman.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Troll 2.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Toward Emotional Maturity.
Riff pulled from Total Riff Off Episode 5: Animals Behaving Badly
Riff pulled from Total Riff Off Episode 1: Killer Shrimp N’ Friends
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: This is Hormel.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wizard.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Water We Drink.
Movie: I want to tell you a story about two puppets I made.
Kevin: The talking cat!?!
Television Teaser pulled from RiffTrax: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Snowman.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Shoemaker and the Elves.
Bill: So, who’s your favorite character so far?
Movie: I’m not used to lady scientists running through the streets of my little town.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Night That Dracula Saved The World.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: The Return of Swamp Thing.
Rock ‘n’ Riffs pulled from RiffTrax: The Minion.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Magic Shop.
Mike: Whoa, he went there.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Lemonade Stand: What’s Fair?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Man on Earth.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The House on Sorority Row.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Hare & The Tortoise.
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Wild Women of Wongo.
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Killers from Space.
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Giant of Marathon.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Devil’s Hand.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Dark.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Case of Tommy Tucker (Part 1).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Bill of Rights in Action.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
Kevin: There’s no high hat. Where am I?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Teenagers on Trial.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swing Parade.
Bill: You know Lupe, I love using burlap for my body sacks. Sturdy, yet light and breathable.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Subspecies IV: The Awakening.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Study Skills: Verbal Communication Made Easy.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?
Movie: She’s a ballerina. And what does she do, Pam?
Kevin: Which Brian? I’m lost and I’m a Brian.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Spunky the Snowman.
Bill: President Ford is about to speak.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Skipper Learns a Lesson.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Six Murderous Beliefs.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Silent Night: The Story of the Christmas Carol.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Shake Hands With Danger.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up a Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Say No to Strangers.
Mike: Alright, I’ve seen a lot of movies and I can tell you exactly where this is going.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Kevin: That night, mother found out father had been narrating another woman.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ruby.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus.
Bill: Meanwhile the zombies are out there drinking PBR and reminiscing
“Fish Licker” pulled from RiffTrax Live: Hobgoblins.
Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion.
RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-stravaganza!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Birdemic.
Mike: Castleton college?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown!
Kevin: Hey, Nick Nolte!?!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dancin’: It’s On!
“Don’t You Bastards Try To Ski” pulled from RiffTrax: Copper Mountain.
Movie: But let’s see a few of the approved ways to pass a basketball.
The Beatles RiffTrax Track pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Rhythmic Ball Skills.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Replica.
PixTrax pulled from Reefer Madness – Three Riffer Edition.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Rediscovery: Puppets.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Red Dawn.
Mike: Opps. Scrolling text missed its cue.
“Truck Driving Blues” pulled from RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man.
Mike: Hey, I just got a note from the ghost of Gary Gygax.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Primary Safety: In the School Building.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Playing Together.
Mike: And here we go with the Citizen Kane of bad movies.
Movie: Then you must have a very big ass.
Star Wars riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Patriotism.
Mike: I hate parades of aquatic champions. I’m scared of the Speedo wearing clowns.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Overcoming Fear.
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