“How did he get this rose to smell like old cat food?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Category: Mike Nelson
Sketches & Speeches: “The Poor Usher Sketch”
Mike: Man, poor usher, huh?
“As soon as I brillo off the residue of that kiss.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
“A Joshua Tree! Look out for stray Bonos!”
First riff from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.
“Filmark. Like Noah’s Ark if all the animals were very sick.”
First riff from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
“Woolner Brothers. Hey Warner Brothers, does your “w” have a really cool flame on top of it? Yeah, we didn’t think so.”
First riff from RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Day The First Man Sketch.”
Mike: The day Lincoln got shot.
