“Safer than Safeville and Safetown? You’re mad!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Case of Tommy Tucker (Part 1).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Case of Tommy Tucker (Part 1).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Bill of Rights in Action.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
Kevin: There’s no high hat. Where am I?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Teenagers on Trial.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swing Parade.
Bill: You know Lupe, I love using burlap for my body sacks. Sturdy, yet light and breathable.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Subspecies IV: The Awakening.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Study Skills: Verbal Communication Made Easy.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?
Movie: She’s a ballerina. And what does she do, Pam?
Kevin: Which Brian? I’m lost and I’m a Brian.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Spunky the Snowman.
Bill: President Ford is about to speak.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Skipper Learns a Lesson.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Six Murderous Beliefs.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Silent Night: The Story of the Christmas Carol.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Shake Hands With Danger.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up a Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Say No to Strangers.
Mike: Alright, I’ve seen a lot of movies and I can tell you exactly where this is going.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Kevin: That night, mother found out father had been narrating another woman.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ruby.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus.
Bill: Meanwhile the zombies are out there drinking PBR and reminiscing
“Fish Licker” pulled from RiffTrax Live: Hobgoblins.
Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion.
RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-stravaganza!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Birdemic.
Mike: Castleton college?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown!
Kevin: Hey, Nick Nolte!?!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dancin’: It’s On!
“Don’t You Bastards Try To Ski” pulled from RiffTrax: Copper Mountain.
Movie: But let’s see a few of the approved ways to pass a basketball.
The Beatles RiffTrax Track pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Rhythmic Ball Skills.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Replica.
PixTrax pulled from Reefer Madness – Three Riffer Edition.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Rediscovery: Puppets.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Red Dawn.
Mike: Opps. Scrolling text missed its cue.
“Truck Driving Blues” pulled from RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man.
Mike: Hey, I just got a note from the ghost of Gary Gygax.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Primary Safety: In the School Building.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Playing Together.
Mike: And here we go with the Citizen Kane of bad movies.
Movie: Then you must have a very big ass.
Star Wars riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Patriotism.
Mike: I hate parades of aquatic champions. I’m scared of the Speedo wearing clowns.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Overcoming Fear.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: One Turkey, Two Turkey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: One Got Fat.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Omega Cop.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Nutrition: The All-American Meal.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Night of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2016.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Christmas Cracker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Night of the Living Dead (Three Riffer Edition).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Mutant.
Mike: Doing words? Oh, let’s see. Well, roast comes to mind. Also, parboil, saute, baste, marinate, and dice.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Missile to the Moon (Mike Nelson and Fred Willard edition).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Miami Connection.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Measure Metric.
Kevin: Wait! This guy—it just occurred to me—
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dangerous Men.*
Mike: I summoned all the powers of darkness to bring my plush toy collection to life.
Bill: Oh god, a giant ‘X’ from nowhere!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Love That Car!
Movie: A campfire can be a lot fun, but it can also be very dangerous.
Bill: God, a seventies hipster!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Let’s Pretend: Magic Sneakers.
“It’s times like this when you’re approaching a mortuary late a night,
Movie: The venom we sent to the lab; it’s five times more toxic than normal.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Kill and Kill Again.
Kevin: Wait a second. Is there a rule that says a kangaroo can’t play basketball?
“It was a long walk from his death row cell to what laid waiting for him.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Jimmy of the Safety Patrol.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Jack-O.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Jack The Giant Killer.
Movie: I’m fixing up a little party for you.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: How Much Affection?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: House on Haunted Hill.
Bill: It’s a torture dungeon, but they strung a safety chain on the balustrade. Why?
Movie: You’re neat and clean and healthy looking.
Bill: Ooh, Zamfir. Get down with your bad self. Tear Windham Hill a new one.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Halloween Party.
Kevin: Looks like the kind of place Nick Nolte would come to sell his stolen road signs.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Good Health Practices.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flats.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Getting Angry.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Get That Job.
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