“Amniotic wet look is so hot this year.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Animals Advertisements
Category: Mike Nelson
“They finally did it. They weaponized dad jokes.”
RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion
“As your milkman, I’m ashamed of you.”
RiffTrax: Measuring Man
“Well, at least this is ink that’s not being used to draw the Family Circus.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Drawing for Beginners: The Triangle
“A seven means a lizard-dimension ruled by gecko Roseanne Barr.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Measure Metric
“Lecture Cops this fall on TNT.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ten Long Minutes
“Never ask a Deadhead their favorite version of ‘Dark Star.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: Warty, The Toad
