“Not to be confused with ‘Fisto Fury.’ That is some very disturbing fan fiction about Kit Fitso.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
Kevin: So, at what age do you stop being interested in really undramatic digital fantasy effects?
Movie: It happened two million years ago. Mike: —but enough about the last good Star Wars movie. Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Curse of Bigfoot.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Bloody Pit of Horror.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack From Space.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.
“Ohai Mark. Hai Denny. Hai Lisa.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
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Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Room.
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Movie: If you love me you’ll drink this.
Kevin: Now, why can’t the sex scenes be that efficient?
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Mike: Man, poor usher, huh?
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First riff from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.
First riff from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
First riff from RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House.
Mike: The day Lincoln got shot.
First riff from RiffTrax: Feeders 2: Slay Bells.
First riff from RiffTrax: Feeders.
Kevin: Sounds like Sprach Zarathustra.
First riff from RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem.
Mike: Guys, I’m not sure what’s coming but this music is getting me pretty pumped up about it.
First riff from RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island.
Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.
Mike: This movie brought to you by Japan.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Icebreaker.
Kevin: The Frankie Valli Institute!?! Ah crap, I was hoping for a sneak preview of The Jersey Boys film adaptation.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Bounty Tracker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Ruse (Episode 11).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back (Episode 9).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14)
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman’s Last Chance (Episode 10).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Target Robin (Episode 6).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman’s Last Chance (Episode 10).
Kevin: This is much more discrete then simply walking to the rendezvous point.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard’s Challenge (Episode 13).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back (Episode 9).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Meets the Wizard! (Episode 8).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Fatal Blast (Episode 7).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Takes Over (Episode 1).
Kevin: So, did you have fun in the Thumbelina room?
Mike: Frankie Avalon in Beach Blanket Assassins.
Bill: They blew up Fred Stanford’s truck.
“Sure sounds like some other kids are having fun outside, but I am one who is undeserving of fun at present. I must toil in silence, renouncing fleeting joys of this existence in favor of grander, richer pursuits that will carry me, and others, through a lifetime. Yes, I must write my Brony fan fiction.” […]
Mike: You have greatly disappointed me, milk.
Bill: Ah, just as things are looking up for her—getting rid of a douchey husband—zombie attack. Isn’t that always the way though.
Bill: These aliens move like barges. They’re too slow to be a serious threat.
Mike: Hey, you got your Andromeda Strain in my Alien.
Kevin: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan’s white trash phase…
Mike: He rides a buffalo mind you, but he’s not the titular buffalo rider. Gonna be awhile until we get to him. Bill: Ah, come on! Mike: We apologize for any inconvenience, but in the meantime, please enjoy this shot of a man sitting on a buffalo. Bill: So, this isn’t even Buffalo Jones, a […]
“Remember what Chekov said: ‘If you devote a good portion of Act One, talking about orange juice,
Bill: So, um, they’re referring to a rocket, right, and not ‘missal’ as in the Catholic prayer book?
Kevin: So, then I started work at NTC Software. Have I told you about NTC Software, yet?
Mike: It appears the real criminal here is whoever is charging Mr. Fujiyama for lawn care and landscaping.
Bill: Evil spirit’s axe focus seems inefficient. I mean had to go a long way to retrieve that axe, right? Probably passed by dozens of other perfectly good murder-implements. I’m just saying, diversify, it could be great for your growth potential.
Kevin: Hey Mike, I’ll buy you a hamburger.
Mike: Ninón Sevilla is my favorite Yambaó.
Kevin: So, then I started work at NTC Software. Have I told you about NTC Software, yet?
Mike: Hi, we’re The Ravens. Welcome to this, the Swamp of Us. Please note we are not implying nor should you infer any ownership by us of the swamp.
Mike: It’s their year of the cock celebration.
Movie: Destroy! Destroy them!
Lump Drywall
Kevin: It was all a dream!
RiffTrax: Santa’s Village of Madness
Bill: It’s Lupita versus Cindy Lou Who and Zuzu Bailey in a steel cage death match. Three adorable tots enter. Only one will survive!
Kevin: On the right there, is that the guy from Simply Red?
RiffTrax: Christmas Circus
RiffTrax Shorts: Santa Claus’ Punch and Judy
RiffTrax Shorts: A Christmas Carol (Coronet)
Mike: Three meatheads staring.
RiffTrax: The Dark Power
RiffTrax: Subspecies IV: The Awakening
RiffTrax Shorts: The Shoemaker and the Elves
RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Bill: Yeah, gotta admit guys all this tender Christmas nostalgia is kinda getting to me.
RiffTrax: I Believe in Santa Claus
RiffTrax Shorts: Dinosaurs
RiffTrax: Subspecies IV: The Awakening
RiffTrax: Contamination
RiffTrax Shorts: Beginning Responsibility: Getting Ready for School
RiffTrax: Swing Parade
RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare
RiffTrax: “MANOS” Hands of Fate
RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls
RiffTrax: Replica
RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!
RiffTrax: Replica
RiffTrax: Final Justice
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
RiffTrax: Voodoo Man
RiffTrax: Radical Jack