“No, see, I have to agree with Alan Moore that the whole Before Watchmen thing is shameless. I mean, I love Zack Snyder, don’t get me wrong, but with all his resources he still couldn’t get the cannon right. So, how do you expect—hey, we’re discussing Watchmen here!”

The “Discussing Watchmen” Speech pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Choking: To Save a Life.