Bill: What’s a crack? Is it a baby?
“Sure sounds like some other kids are having fun outside, but I am one who is undeserving of fun at present. I must toil in silence, renouncing fleeting joys of this existence in favor of grander, richer pursuits that will carry me, and others, through a lifetime. Yes, I must write my Brony fan fiction.” […]
Bill: Bruce Springsteen lives in a construction trailer?
Mike: You have greatly disappointed me, milk.
“In the event of mosh pit, the boy pushes the girl from the back by the hips into the middle of the crowd. Or the girl holds tightly to the boy’s waist as he throws punches. Mosh pit etiquette calls for certain considerations that mean more fun for everyone. A courteous boy always picks up […]
Kevin: Hey Mike, I’ll buy you a hamburger.
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