Sketches & Speeches: “The Ninjas Suck Sketch”

Kevin: Wait! This guy—it just occurred to me—
Bill: —Yeah?
Kevin: —He’s against the ninja!
Mike: Would that make him a friend for eternity, loyalty, honesty?
Kevin: I’d suspect not.
Bill: I think he’s more about defending ‘bushiness causal’ against the ninja.
Mike: One thing we can all agree on though, ninjas suck.
Kevin: Oh, god yes. More useless than stormtroopers.

“The Ninjas Suck Sketch” pulled from RiffTrax: Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon.

Poster art by Jason Martian