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Category: Star Wars

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2022December 1, 2022

“And a young, sand-hating Anakin Skywalker starts down a path that will inevitably lead him down the dark side of the playground.”

Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: When Should Grown-ups Stop Fights?

Written by RifftraxNovember 23, 2022November 29, 2022

Riff & React: Bridget & What Will Bernard Do

Movie: Eight times.

Written by RifftraxOctober 31, 2022November 12, 2022

“Let’s see, damp basement, bearded guys in capes, two strong indicators that the people around you care deeply whether Han shot first.”

Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.

Written by RifftraxJuly 4, 2022June 20, 2022

“Always have to take an elective before you begin Jedi training.”

Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bride and the Beast.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 12, 2022January 13, 2022

“Unless Arbor Day and Life Day happen to coincide. Then, you know, Chewbacca’s out.”

Star Wars riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Patriotism.

Written by RifftraxNovember 20, 2021November 18, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The Ninjas Suck Sketch”

Kevin: Wait! This guy—it just occurred to me—

Written by RifftraxSeptember 20, 2021September 19, 2021

“His debut gets a Jar Jar Binks like reception.”

Star Wars riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Individual Differences.

Written by RifftraxApril 28, 2021April 28, 2021

“Warnings by fish-headed Star Wars characters not withstanding”

Star Wars riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Carnivorous Plants.

Written by RifftraxMarch 29, 2021March 28, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “Emperor Palpatine In Drag” Sketch

Kevin: Think the kid knows his mom is Emperor Palpatine in drag?

Written by RifftraxJanuary 23, 2021March 24, 2021

PixTrax: “Man, they really Nabooed the hell out of her, didn’t they?”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Aladdin.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 2, 2021January 20, 2021

PixTrax: “Buff Hayden Christensen.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors.

Written by RifftraxMay 31, 2020May 25, 2020

“Use the Force, Zindy.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Zindy The Swamp Boy.

Written by RifftraxMay 30, 2020May 25, 2020

“So they all have regrettable Star Wars tattoos. Who cares?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target.

Written by RifftraxMay 29, 2020May 16, 2020

“I feel a great disturbance in the Yambao.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yambao.

Written by RifftraxMay 28, 2020May 16, 2020

“So, throwing tantrums is his main power. He’s like a way cooler version of Kylo Ren.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Wes Craven’s Mind Ripper.

Written by RifftraxMay 27, 2020May 16, 2020

“So, is he a padawan learner or a stormtrooper? These Star Wars Blu-rays are really confusing.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland.

Written by RifftraxMay 26, 2020May 26, 2020

“Let’s see, damp basement, bearded guys in capes–two strong indicators that the people around you care deeply whether Han shot first.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.

Written by RifftraxMay 25, 2020May 25, 2020

“Malla? They’re praying to Chewbacca’s wife?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness.

Written by RifftraxMay 24, 2020May 16, 2020

Riff & React: “There’s a force in this room.”

Movie: There’s a force in this room.

Written by RifftraxMay 23, 2020May 16, 2020

“I assume for 1930s audiences seeing this pack of dogs on screen was the equivalent of a hundred Death Stars.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Most Dangerous Game.

Written by RifftraxMay 22, 2020November 27, 2020

RiffTrax Tracks: “Can It Nerd”

“Can It Nerd” pulled from RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn.

Written by RifftraxMay 21, 2020May 16, 2020

“Ah, Luke is here to free Leia and Han from—I’m kidding. It’s a barely disguised Jaime Pressly.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Journey: Absolution.

Written by RifftraxMay 20, 2020May 16, 2020

“Always have to take an elective before you begin Jedi training.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.

Written by RifftraxMay 19, 2020May 16, 2020

“I got metachorlreians coming out of my ass, I tells ya.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.

Written by RifftraxMay 18, 2020May 16, 2020

“You call that a hyperdrive? I’ve seen more torque on a BB-8.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.

Written by RifftraxMay 17, 2020May 16, 2020

“A text from General Akbar. It says: ‘It’s a tra’–I’ll finish it later. “

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Jack the Giant Killer.

Written by RifftraxMay 16, 2020May 14, 2020

“Reno: the Tosche Station of Nevada.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flats.

Written by RifftraxMay 15, 2020August 12, 2021

“The last person I was this happy to see burn was Anakin Skywalker.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ghosthouse.

Written by RifftraxMay 14, 2020May 13, 2020

“Not to be confused with ‘Fisto Fury.’ That is some very disturbing fan fiction about Kit Fitso.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.

Written by RifftraxMay 13, 2020May 13, 2020

“They did it. They invented a kid more annoying then Jake Lloyd. I didn’t think it was possible.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Firehead.

Written by RifftraxMay 12, 2020May 11, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Undramatic Digital Fantasy Effects Sketch”

Kevin: So, at what age do you stop being interested in really undramatic digital fantasy effects?

Written by RifftraxMay 11, 2020May 11, 2020

PixTrax: “R2 fell in with some bad droids.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who: Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.

Written by RifftraxMay 10, 2020May 2, 2020

“Someday, with any luck, I’ll be ‘Grand Moff’ of a place like this.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks.

Written by RifftraxMay 9, 2020May 9, 2020

“Ohh, this one’s big enough to tauntaun.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.

Written by RifftraxMay 8, 2020May 9, 2020

“Yeah, it’s a bit late to start dropping fourth-rate Han Solo quips, pal.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker.

Written by RifftraxMay 6, 2020May 2, 2020

“They can’t fix the bike until their nephew returns with some power converters.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.

Written by RifftraxMay 5, 2020May 2, 2020

“Hey, that mace looks heavy pal. Don’t let the Mace Windu. I’ll see myself out.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Bloody Pit of Horror.

Written by RifftraxMay 4, 2020May 2, 2020

“Hey, a stormtrooper finally hit somebody.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.

Written by RifftraxMay 3, 2020May 1, 2020

“This excitement is what Star Wars failed to deliver by not showing Luke picking up the power converters at Tosche Station.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack From Space.

Written by RifftraxMay 2, 2020May 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Welcome to Skywalker Ranch.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.

Written by RifftraxMay 1, 2020May 1, 2020

“147 parsecs!?! Han Solo could have made the Kessel Run 12 times by now.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.

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