“Hiding behind cereal grains like a true action hero.”
RiffTrax: Karate Cop
Category: Action
“I keep this chair in my truck in case I want to sit and enjoy a dirt pile.”
RiffTrax: Breaker Breaker
“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“I told him to never call when I’m shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
“Oh god! It’s those thugs from the University of Central Florida extension classes.”
RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sponge Bath”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
