“Kids love watching daredevils quietly sneak into mental hospitals to rescue bitter alcoholics.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Velvet Smooth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business.
Movie: Police today are still on the lookout for Veronica Roberts
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Trucker’s Woman.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Treasure of the Amazon.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Retrievers.
Rock ‘n’ Riffs pulled from RiffTrax: The Minion.
Movie: You know Rome?
Kevin: We can go have sex.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Girl from Rio.
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Wild Women of Wongo.
Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Giant of Marathon.
Bill: You know Lupe, I love using burlap for my body sacks. Sturdy, yet light and breathable.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.
Movie: This pit hole. Germs everywhere. Fungus.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Stone Cold.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Son of Sinbad.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Silent Rage.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Max Havoc: Ring of Fire.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: SHE.
Mike: Alright, I’ve seen a lot of movies and I can tell you exactly where this is going.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Sharknado.
Movie: Feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass and it hurts.
Kevin: Well, that’s it. I’m burning all my Beatles albums. Dragon Sound and friendship for life. Yeah!
The first riff from RiffTrax: Red Dawn.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Radical Jack.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Pressure Point.
Movie: Then you must have a very big ass.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Omega Cop.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: No Retreat, No Surrender.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ninja Warlord.
Movie: This is Professor Mensies.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Atomic Garden.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Miami Connection.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: McBain.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Maximum Revenge.
Kevin: Wait! This guy—it just occurred to me—
Movie: So, who’s the new girl?
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Martial Law.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dangerous Men.*
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Lovely But Deadly.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Light Blast.
Kevin: You know, it’s almost like Nazis have ruined heiling things for the rest of us.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Kill and Kill Again.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Karate Cop.
Bill: Icebreaker. Get ready for ninety minutes of a corporate retreat where everyone sits in a circle learning people’s name through a fun game.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Honor and Glory.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Hijacked: Flight 285.
Bill: Ooh, Zamfir. Get down with your bad self. Tear Windham Hill a new one.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
Kevin: What do we want?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Final Justice.
Movie: In other news, a plane containing medical supplies exploded last night and authorities believe it’s the work of the Power Corp.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Death Promise.
The first riff from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Buffalo Rider.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!
“Please, gentlemen. This is Boston. Can’t we fight over something civilized like Deflategate or whether the Dropkick Murphys kind of suck?”
Riff pulled from Best of RiffTrax: Villains.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Tunnel of Terror (Episode 2).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard’s Challenge (Episode 13).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back (Episode 9).
Bill: Carries an acetylene torch in his pants?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Target Robin (Episode 6).
Mike: ‘Snap.’ Oh god, my ankle! Guys, we have to stop.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin’s Ruse (Episode 11).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rescues Batman (Episode 5).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Meets the Wizard! (Episode 8).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Victorious (Episode 15).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Trapped! (Episode 4).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman Takes Over (Episode 1).
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fist of Fury.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Super Mario Bros.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Martial Law.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Laser Mission.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Samurai Cop.
Bill: About my new company, Mass Solar.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Icebreaker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Treasure of The Amazon.
Movie: Ten million dollars.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cool as Ice.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Deadly Prey.
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