“Her hairstyle is an off-label use of bumpits.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Vacation Days.
Category: Musical
“Wait. There’s more than one crappy musical about paying rent?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
“She would go on to have Curly-related trauma for the rest of her adult life.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Swing Parade.
“Bartender, give me a dance juice.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dancin’: It’s On!
RiffTrax Tracks: “Don’t You Bastards Try To Ski”
“Don’t You Bastards Try To Ski” pulled from RiffTrax: Copper Mountain.
“You know, you have to encourage kids like him or they turn to drugs and improv.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Junior Prom.
Sketches & Speeches: The “Torture Dungeon” Sketch
Bill: It’s a torture dungeon, but they strung a safety chain on the balustrade. Why?
“Are you ready for some Hinkelfinking?
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: High School Hero.
“My heart. The doctor said I should avoid too much pizzazz.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Freddie Steps Out.
PixTrax: “Man, they really Nabooed the hell out of her, didn’t they?”
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Aladdin.
Riff & React: “So, I’m a stingy, old flattop?”
Movie: So, I’m a stingy, old flattop?
“I thought phony Beatlemania had bitten dust. Was everything The Clash taught me a lie?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
PixTrax: “Sgt. Pepper’s Foxy Hearts Club Band.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wonderful Land of Oz.
Riff & React: Kevin & Hillbillys in a Haunted House
Movie: It’s so elegant.
“Fake Roger Daltrey is just pissed because she stepped on his chance to do a ‘meet the new boss, same as the old boss’ thing.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
“I thought phony Beatlemania had bitten the dust. Was everything The Clash taught me a lie?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Are You Ready To Rock Sketch”
Kevin: Are you ready to rock?
“I feel a great disturbance in the Yambao.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yambao.
Sketches & Speeches: “My Favorite Yambaó Sketch”
Mike: Ninón Sevilla is my favorite Yambaó.
“He’s always bringing up his vasovagal syncope.”
RiffTrax Presents: Vacation Days
PixTrax: “The sexy side of the Three Stooges.”
RiffTrax: Swing Parade
RiffTrax Tracks: “Junior Black Dog”
RiffTrax Presents: Junior Prom
PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”
RiffTrax: Yambaó
“Flowers… candles… she really gets high school boys.”
RiffTrax Presents: High School Heroes
“The walrus was arraigned in superior court on 36 counts of first degree oystercide.”
RiffTrax: Fun in Balloon Land
“And she was saving her coccyx for marriage.”
RiffTrax Presents: High School Heroes
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