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Category: Science Fiction

Written by RifftraxNovember 5, 2022November 29, 2022

“Scorpion and Little kid will return in Scorpion and the Little Kid Go Hawaiian.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland.

Written by RifftraxNovember 4, 2022November 12, 2022

TBD

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Warning from Space (Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).

Written by RifftraxSeptember 19, 2022September 20, 2022

“No one’s home. Time for some trademark Glen Ford skinny dipping. Just got to sunscreen-up the Glen Ford junk.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Visitor.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 1, 2022August 10, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Who’s Your Favorite Character So Far” Sketch

Bill: So, who’s your favorite character so far?

Written by RifftraxAugust 30, 2022August 1, 2022

Riff & React: Mike & The Return

Movie: I’m not used to lady scientists running through the streets of my little town.

Written by Andy BondJuly 31, 2022July 21, 2022

“You know, first rule of good-guying, never let the villain dictate your quip game.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Journey: Absolution.

Written by RifftraxJuly 21, 2022July 17, 2022

“You make me wish your sister and I never had kids.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Galaxy Invader.

Written by RifftraxJuly 17, 2022July 14, 2022

“Probably shouldn’t poop here. That would be a pretty big clue.”

Riff pulled from The Film Crew: Killers from Space.

Written by RifftraxMay 27, 2022May 3, 2022

“Aliens hate flash photography. Even more than museum guards.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Starship Invasions.

Written by RifftraxMay 26, 2022May 29, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Which Brian?” Sketch

Kevin: Which Brian? I’m lost and I’m a Brian.

Written by RifftraxMarch 29, 2022February 26, 2022

“Good night fat astronaut. May flights of aliens sing thee to thy rest”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: HANGAR 18 (with Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).

Written by RifftraxMarch 28, 2022February 25, 2022

“Now, when they promised me a model sequence I was hoping for something with Kate Upton and a skipping rope.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars (Matthew J. Elliott, Ian Potter)

Written by RifftraxMarch 27, 2022February 27, 2022

“A Plymouth Reliant shot through a chain link fence? Dial back the visual splendor please!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers.

Written by RifftraxMarch 25, 2022February 25, 2022

“Hey, I’m a reptile. Anyone know why I have breasts?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Star Raiders.

Written by RifftraxMarch 24, 2022February 23, 2022

PixTrax: “‘Give me the Gabe Kaplan,’ she told her hairdresser.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny.

Written by RifftraxMarch 16, 2022February 21, 2022

“Attention aliens, will you leave if we give you Shirley MacLaine?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 12, 2022February 4, 2022

“Is this soundtrack racist? Because Mickey Rooney’s character in Breakfast at Tiffany’s thinks it might be a little racist.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Replica.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 1, 2022January 27, 2022

“And I do mean crawl. You see folks, I’m secretly a baby.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: R.O.T.O.R.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 31, 2022January 29, 2022

“Tell me, why do people in old-timey movies preface a question with the phrase ‘tell me’ when the interrogative nature of the statement demands a response anyway?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Purple Death from Outer Space.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 30, 2022January 27, 2022

RiffTrax Tracks: “Truck Driving Blues”

“Truck Driving Blues” pulled from RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 28, 2022January 26, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Gary Gygax” Sketch

Mike: Hey, I just got a note from the ghost of Gary Gygax.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 20, 2022January 19, 2022

“Sorry about the mess in here guys. I kinda live out of my dirigible.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Planet Outlaws (with Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).

Written by RifftraxJanuary 19, 2022January 18, 2022

“Mary Appleseth wanted top billing but got crushed by the powerful Derna Wylde publicly machine.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Planet of Dinosaurs.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 18, 2022January 17, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Citizen Kane of Bad Movies” Sketch

Mike: And here we go with the Citizen Kane of bad movies.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 3, 2022January 5, 2022

“The good, the bad, and the straight to video.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Oblivion 2: Backlash.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 2, 2022January 5, 2022

“One request, have townsfolk throw mud instead of tomatoes at me. I have a lycopene allergy.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Oblivion.

Written by RifftraxDecember 3, 2021December 2, 2021

“Would a guy with a velvet bull fighter painting lie?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Missile to the Moon (Mike Nelson and Fred Willard edition).

Written by RifftraxDecember 2, 2021December 2, 2021

“Would a guy with a velvet bull fighter painting lie?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Missile to the Moon

Written by RifftraxOctober 24, 2021February 7, 2022

“You know, think what you want, but Roger Corman really revolutionized how bipeds were portrayed on screen.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Last Woman on Earth.

Written by RifftraxOctober 14, 2021October 13, 2021

“Clearly, we need a 20-part true crime podcast that tells maybe 40 minutes of story.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.

Written by RifftraxOctober 4, 2021October 3, 2021

“She walks like Rod from Birdemic.”

Birdemic Callback Riff pulled from RiffTrack: Julie and Jack.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 23, 2021September 23, 2021

“I just want to hold a file today that isn’t damp from sheriff sweat.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Invasion of the Bee Girls (with Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).

Written by RifftraxSeptember 21, 2021September 20, 2021

“Junior high health class was especially tough on William Cameron Menzies.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Invaders from Mars.

Written by RifftraxAugust 8, 2021August 7, 2021

“We should all start judging time in terms of when scientists arrive at airports.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Gammera The Invincible.

Written by RifftraxAugust 7, 2021August 6, 2021

“Good, our new copy of ‘Hideous 80s Couples in Wretched Ugly Kitchens Monthly’ is here.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Future Zone.

Written by RifftraxAugust 6, 2021August 5, 2021

“Give me a good beer-belly beer. I gotta maintain.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Future Force.

Written by RifftraxJuly 24, 2021July 23, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “Tiny Stool” Sketch

Ian: He was sitting on a ridiculously tiny stool.

Written by RifftraxJuly 15, 2021July 14, 2021

“He spends more time in the basement than the New York Jets.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Feeders 2: Slay Bells.

Written by RifftraxJuly 14, 2021July 13, 2021

“The art department nailed what I thought her closet would look like.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Feeders.

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2021June 17, 2021

“‘Zupnick-Curtis Enterprises’—when you want your film production to sound like office supplies.”

The first riff of RiffTrax Presents: Dreamscape.

Written by RifftraxJune 17, 2021June 16, 2021

Riff & React: Kevin & Dragon Wars: D-War

Movie: I’ve covered some crazy stories.

Written by RifftraxJune 16, 2021June 15, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “What Am I Looking At?” Sketch

Movie: Look!

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2021June 9, 2021

“Look at this, two stupid robots sitting in front of a dumb movie.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and the Daleks.

Written by RifftraxJune 7, 2021June 6, 2021

“London isn’t international. It’s just in a different country.”

The first riff from RiffTrax Presents: Devil Girl From Mars.

Written by RifftraxMay 29, 2021May 28, 2021

“My hand! I needed that to feel up 7 of 9.”

Star Trek Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.

Written by RifftraxMay 26, 2021May 23, 2021

PixTrax: “They’ve found a Metroid save point.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2.

Written by Andy BondMay 25, 2021September 24, 2022

“An Australian guy with a knife. Man, I just wish I could think of a reference here, guys. Coming up blank.”

Crocodile Dundee Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker.

Written by RifftraxApril 29, 2021April 27, 2021

PixTrax: “Hey, this would make a good Star Trek set.”

Star Trek PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Cat-Women of the Moon.

Written by RifftraxMarch 22, 2021March 22, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: The “Living Post Apocalypse” Sketch

Mike: The upside to living post apocalypse? No Rachel Ray.

Written by RifftraxMarch 21, 2021March 19, 2021

“Pretty pompous for a guy who spent five years masturbating into a pillow.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battle for the Lost Planet.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 28, 2021February 27, 2021

“Hey, when super monsters attack you’re going to lose some kids to the rodents.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack of Super Monsters.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 26, 2021February 27, 2021

“I know we’re under siege guys, but you still got to get your Q/A audits done by six.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Attack From Space.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 16, 2021February 8, 2021

Riff & React: Assignment Outer Space & Matthew J. Elliott

Move: Lost!

Written by RifftraxJanuary 31, 2021January 31, 2021

PixTrax: “Apologies in advance if I call you ‘Worf.'”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Amanda and the Alien.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 27, 2021February 7, 2022

Nick Nolte Moment From Alien Outlaw

Bill: Nick Nolte’s mountain home.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 19, 2021January 20, 2021

“Don’t get your hopes up guys. It’s Canadian stripping. She changes into a snowmobile suit.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.

Written by RifftraxDecember 17, 2020December 30, 2020

“Next, on ‘America’s Funniest Dimensional Transporter Bloopers.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe.

Written by RifftraxDecember 16, 2020December 11, 2020

“‘Alien Car Wreckers’ this fall on the History Channel. Hell, we’ll show anything.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.

Written by RifftraxDecember 13, 2020December 11, 2020

“‘Oh Yor,’ Wednesday nights after ‘Hello Larry.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yor Hunter From the Future.

Written by RifftraxNovember 27, 2020November 25, 2020

“The director challenged them to walk less naturally than Rod from Birdemic.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.

Written by RifftraxNovember 26, 2020January 8, 2022

“Well, somehow the spruce bark beetles are to blame.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.

Written by RifftraxNovember 21, 2020November 21, 2020

“What it would look like if NASA had hired James Nguyen to fake the moon landing instead of Kubrick.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battle for the Lost Planet.

Written by RifftraxNovember 18, 2020November 13, 2020

Riff & React: “There’s just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.”

Movie: There’s just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.

Written by RifftraxNovember 9, 2020November 9, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Diving Scenes’ First Cousin” Sketch

Kevin: And here comes driving scenes’ first cousin, carefully signaling and turning into a parking lot scene.

Written by RifftraxNovember 3, 2020November 2, 2020

“Silent nod of respect from James Nguyen for these driving and parking scenes.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers in Space.

Written by RifftraxOctober 30, 2020October 1, 2020

Riff & React: “Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.”

Movie: Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.

Written by RifftraxOctober 13, 2020October 1, 2020

“Omus’ robots. Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear. Robots comes near.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Shape of Things To Come.

Written by RifftraxOctober 12, 2020October 1, 2020

“Why don’t you vaporize me in the road?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.

Written by RifftraxOctober 10, 2020October 1, 2020

“Turn me on, dead man. Turn me on, dead man. Turn me on.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.

Written by RifftraxOctober 1, 2020October 1, 2020

“Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles: John, Paul, George, and Summlaxadork.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Starship Troopers.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 30, 2020September 30, 2020

Riff & React: Mike & Missile to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition

Movie: It seems their troubles began about twenty years ago.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 27, 2020September 24, 2020

Riff & React: Kevin & Planet of Dinosaurs

Movie: Navigation, where are we?

Written by RifftraxSeptember 26, 2020September 24, 2020

Riff & React: Mike & The Return

Movie: I’m not used to lady scientists running through the streets of my little town.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 22, 2020September 15, 2020

Riff & React: Mike & Dinosaurus

Movie: I have found a caveman.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 21, 2020September 15, 2020

Riff & React: Kevin & Cyborg Cop 2

Movie: What about the constitution?

Written by RifftraxSeptember 15, 2020September 10, 2020

Riff & React: Bill & Missile to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition

Movie: A wedding that will follow an event in the extermination chamber.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 11, 2020September 11, 2020

Riff & React: Mike & Yesterday’s Target

Movie: Is there a pharmacy around here?

Written by RifftraxSeptember 8, 2020September 10, 2020

Riff & React: Mike & Prisoners of the Lost Universe

Movie: I thought you were about to suffer a fate worse than death.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 7, 2020September 1, 2020

Riff & React: Bill & The Dark

Movie: This channel sucks.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 6, 2020September 1, 2020

Riff & React: Matthew & Assignment: Outer Space

Movie: I have never felt so lonely.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 4, 2020September 1, 2020

Riff & React: Janet & Dreamscape

Movie: They’re getting progressively worse.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 3, 2020September 1, 2020

Riff & React: Bill & The Journey: Absolution

Movie: Why the hell are you here, boy!?! Why!?!

Written by RifftraxAugust 30, 2020August 5, 2020

Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Last Woman On Earth

Movie: In a couple of days the stench alone will choke us.

Written by RifftraxAugust 27, 2020August 4, 2020

“‘It was worth a try,’ Golden Corral’s old slogan? Nobody would believe that?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Oblivion 2: Backlash.

Written by RifftraxAugust 23, 2020August 4, 2020

Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By The Return

Movie: Dog, bite whatever it is or shut up.

Written by RifftraxAugust 22, 2020August 4, 2020

Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Dark Future

“‘What is this place? Just shut up.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.” Golden Corral’s new slogan pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.

Written by RifftraxAugust 17, 2020August 17, 2020

Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Contamination

“Golden Corral’s new slogan.”

Written by RifftraxAugust 9, 2020August 4, 2020

“Golden Corral’s New Slogan” Served By Yor, The Hunter From the Future

Movie: Why did you come to this land of death?

Written by RifftraxAugust 6, 2020August 4, 2020

Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Starship Invasions

Movie: Please don’t die. It’s really good for you. Please eat it.

Written by RifftraxAugust 2, 2020August 4, 2020

“Golden Corral’s New Slogan” Served By RiffTrax: Star Games

Movie: Don’t swallow. Don’t swallow. Just chew.

Written by RifftraxJune 20, 2020June 17, 2020

PixTrax: “The Journey and Boston album covers are at war.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.

Written by RifftraxJune 18, 2020June 17, 2020

PixTrax: “If you stare into it long enough you join Emerson, Lake and Palmer.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: The Return.

Written by RifftraxMay 30, 2020May 25, 2020

“So they all have regrettable Star Wars tattoos. Who cares?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target.

Written by RifftraxMay 27, 2020May 16, 2020

“So, is he a padawan learner or a stormtrooper? These Star Wars Blu-rays are really confusing.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland.

Written by RifftraxMay 21, 2020May 16, 2020

“Ah, Luke is here to free Leia and Han from—I’m kidding. It’s a barely disguised Jaime Pressly.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Journey: Absolution.

Written by RifftraxMay 19, 2020May 16, 2020

“I got metachorlreians coming out of my ass, I tells ya.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.

Written by RifftraxMay 18, 2020May 16, 2020

“You call that a hyperdrive? I’ve seen more torque on a BB-8.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.

Written by RifftraxMay 13, 2020May 13, 2020

“They did it. They invented a kid more annoying then Jake Lloyd. I didn’t think it was possible.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Firehead.

Written by RifftraxMay 11, 2020May 11, 2020

PixTrax: “R2 fell in with some bad droids.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who: Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.

Written by RifftraxMay 10, 2020May 2, 2020

“Someday, with any luck, I’ll be ‘Grand Moff’ of a place like this.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks.

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