“Don’t get your hopes up guys. It’s Canadian stripping. She changes into a snowmobile suit.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yor Hunter From the Future.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battle for the Lost Planet.
Movie: There’s just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.
Kevin: And here comes driving scenes’ first cousin, carefully signaling and turning into a parking lot scene.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers in Space.
Movie: Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Shape of Things To Come.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Starship Troopers.
Movie: It seems their troubles began about twenty years ago.
Movie: Navigation, where are we?
Movie: I’m not used to lady scientists running through the streets of my little town.
Movie: I have found a caveman.
Movie: What about the constitution?
Movie: A wedding that will follow an event in the extermination chamber.
Movie: Is there a pharmacy around here?
Movie: I thought you were about to suffer a fate worse than death.
Movie: This channel sucks.
Movie: I have never felt so lonely.
Movie: They’re getting progressively worse.
Movie: Why the hell are you here, boy!?! Why!?!
Movie: In a couple of days the stench alone will choke us.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Oblivion 2: Backlash.
Movie: Dog, bite whatever it is or shut up.
“‘What is this place? Just shut up.’ Golden Corral’s new slogan.” Golden Corral’s new slogan pulled from RiffTrax: Dark Future.
“Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Movie: Why did you come to this land of death?
Movie: Please don’t die. It’s really good for you. Please eat it.
Movie: Don’t swallow. Don’t swallow. Just chew.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: The Return.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Journey: Absolution.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Firehead.
PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who: Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Attack From Space.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Alien Outlaw.
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.
First riff from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.
Mike: Guys, I’m not sure what’s coming but this music is getting me pretty pumped up about it.
First riff from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.
First riff from RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2.
Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.
“Hi, guys. Betty Columbia here. Welcome to the show.
Bill: These aliens move like barges. They’re too slow to be a serious threat.
Mike: Hey, you got your Andromeda Strain in my Alien.
Bill: So, um, they’re referring to a rocket, right, and not ‘missal’ as in the Catholic prayer book?
Janet: And straight out of the gate it’s Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah with a strong lead followed by Baby Got Back and Precious Moments, and Scarface, Wobble Maker, and Beep-Bop-Boo bringing up the rear.
“How do I know this you ask? I’m in a bowling league with Starman.
Movie: Destroy! Destroy them!
Lump Drywall
Bill: Yeah, gotta admit guys all this tender Christmas nostalgia is kinda getting to me.
RiffTrax: Warriors of the Wasteland
RiffTrax: Dr. Who and The Daleks
RiffTrax: Contamination
RiffTrax: Feeders
RiffTrax: The Visitor
RiffTrax Presents: Devil Girl From Mars
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop
RiffTrax: Outlaw Alien
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
RiffTrax: Missle to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition
RiffTrax: Starship Invasions
RiffTrax: Starship Invasion
RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots
RiffTrax: The Dark
RiffTrax Presents: Cat-Women of the Moon
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker
RiffTrax: Killers from Space
RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
RiffTrax: Replica
RiffTrax Live: Star Raiders
RiffTrax: The Astro-Zombies
RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe