Riff & React: Mary Jo & Ol’ #23
Movie: Maybe some of your parents have reupholster some old furniture and they can teach us as we go?
Category: Out of Order
“Is this the film where they send the dogs to the gym and cats have to stay and watch it?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts With Bridget & Mary Jo: It’s a Cat’s Life.
“I don’t think we can survive on boogers.”
Riff pulled from Holiday From Rules.
“Hey, my bare boobs put you through private school.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: He Sees You When You’re Sleeping.
Nick Nolte Moment From Halloween Safety 2: Even Safer
Kevin: Hey, Nick Nolte!?!
“Rosemary’s one flaw was her man thumb.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts With Bridget & Mary Jo: Good Grooming for Girls.
“What color do I feel like pooping?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts With Bridget & Mary Jo: Frances and Her Rabbit.
“Bartender, give me a dance juice.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dancin’: It’s On!
RiffTrax Tracks: “Don’t You Bastards Try To Ski”
“Don’t You Bastards Try To Ski” pulled from RiffTrax: Copper Mountain.
“Phase one: get firehouse chimp. Phase two: question mark, question mark, question mark. Phase three: a more effective fire department.”
Riff pulled RiffTrax Shorts: Chimp The Fireman.
“I think you misinterpreted my need to poop.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Children of the Bride.
Riff & React: Mike & Basketball Is Fun
Movie: But let’s see a few of the approved ways to pass a basketball.
Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Fugitive Rage
Movie: Then you must have a very big ass.
“This looks like something that would appear in Homer Simpson’s head when he was supposed to be reading a safety manual.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Christmas Cracker.
“Hi. Bob Fungus. Which way is molding?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Father Frost.
“This here narrative has entered a Möbius strip of repeatin’ violence.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Atomic Garden.
“Sun visor gun’s got nothing on ass-knife.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Dangerous Men.*
“Boats. Photography. Caffeinated beverages. This movie has everything.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Before I Say Goodbye*
Sketches & Speeches: The “Chew Bubble Gum” Sketch
Movie: I think if you just chew that bubble gum maybe a little bit less.
Keep Rolling! 