“I’m just a man with a burning desire to try on the dress shirts of other men.”
RiffTrax Shorts: A Day with Fireman Bill
Category: Educational
“Disposing of the script for ‘Paul Blart III: Trouble in Fart City.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: The Litter Monster
“Don’t you think it’s weird that we have to undress for social studies?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Troublemaker
RiffTrax Tracks: “Join The Marching Band Too”
RiffTrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party
“Dropping fecal revenge on all who’ve wronged you.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Busy Bodies
“No, it’s Torlygid Rachimopt. You just showed us.”
RiffTrax Shorts: The Mysterious Message
“It looks like a hotel room that got trashed by The Decemberists.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up A Room
“Sorry baby, I can’t hold you. I’m living a lifestyle.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: American Look
“You inconsiderate slumper.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Health: Your Posture
“Jeff Dunham’s ‘Manson Family.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: Rediscovery: Puppets
“I can’t believe she’s flirting with a gastropod.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Ladybug, Ladybug, Winter Is Coming
“Bill and Frank roll on Shabbos?”
RiffTrax Shorts: You’re The Judge
“Hey, don’t be stingy with the Desitin.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Babysitter
“From the book ‘101 Devastating Press Agent Burns.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: How to Keep A Job
“Clearly you’ve never seen the back of Fran Drescher’s toilet.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ghost Rider
“No, they’re mixing border collie in with the organic and yard waste.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Harry the Dirty Dog
“‘Soapy The Germ Fighter,’ worst X-Men ever.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Soapy The Germ Fighter (Live Edition)
“Amniotic wet look is so hot this year.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Animals
“The first time I saw this I actually wanted to be a strung out holstein.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Family in Winter
“Mama needs her Samoas.”
RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Floats (Live Edition)
“As your milkman, I’m ashamed of you.”
RiffTrax: Measuring Man
“I’ll go back to the future, but I’m not touching his McFly.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: My Mother Was Never A Kid
“Ah, she’s stepping on Dame Judi Dench’s head.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Toes Tell/Whose Shoes
“Well, at least this is ink that’s not being used to draw the Family Circus.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Drawing for Beginners: The Triangle
“Soaping the lumpy area where my wang should be.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv
“A seven means a lizard-dimension ruled by gecko Roseanne Barr.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Measure Metric
“Why won’t the kids today eat Waldorf salads?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Girls are Better Than Ever
“I hope I dream of crackers.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Tommy’s Day
“Get your little secret away from him.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Boy Who Didn’t Listen
“Lecture Cops this fall on TNT.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ten Long Minutes
“I call this ‘Kinder Angst in Blue with Orange Mistake.'”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: What Mary Jo Shared
“Never ask a Deadhead their favorite version of ‘Dark Star.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: Warty, The Toad
“He looks like if Ted Knight and Martin Landau had a 55-year-old baby.”
RiffTrax Shorts: On Guard – Bunco!
“I’m going to beat you guys in painting.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Beginning Responsibility: Doing Things For Ourselves in School
Mary Jo: “Here comes her partner. The word is they are going to attempt the double Duran Duran.” Bridget: “That’s right. In this case, a Duran Duran Duran Duran “
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Flash That Smile
PixTrax: “Steve McQueen baby.”
RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land
PixTrax: “It’s that time of the year when the Midwest really shows itself off.’
RiffTrax Live: SUMMER SHORTS BEACH PARTY
“Chub. Chub. Chub.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Values: Telling The Truth (Live)
“Okay, by show of hands who was expecting to see a bag give birth tonight?”
RiffTrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party!
“Golda Meir sold Tupperware?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Wonderful World of Tupperware
“Rebooting the ovarian operating system.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Naturally a Girl
“Blowing for Beginners: Horns.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Drawing for Beginners: The Triangle
“There’s gotta be something in here that makes the eighties bearable.”
RiffTrax Live: McGruff
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