“Golden Corral’s New Slogan” Served By RiffTrax: A Talking Cat!?!
“You deserve toe-free appetizers, after the class action lawsuit–Golden Corral’s new slogan.”
Category: Fantasy
“Hey Timmy, could you grab my balls like 100 percent less?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Boys Sketch”
Mike: Maybe these are “The Boys?”
RiffTrax Track: “Can It Nerd”
“Can It Nerd” pulled from RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn.
“A text from General Akbar. It says: ‘It’s a tra’–I’ll finish it later. “
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Jack the Giant Killer.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Undramatic Digital Fantasy Effects Sketch”
Kevin: So, at what age do you stop being interested in really undramatic digital fantasy effects?
Sketches & Speeches: “The Peakviewing Transatlantic Sketch”
Bill: Peakviewing Transatlantic: sure we make films, but mostly we fly over oceans to look at mountains.
RiffTrax Track: “Beyond Jingle Bells”
RiffTrax Presents: Beyond Christmas
“Jack, you didn’t ‘Richard Gere’ the imp did you?”
RiffTrax: Jack the Giant Killer
“This dimension’s theme is GeoCity’s Magic the Gathering fan page.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“Oh god. My PhD in circus studies didn’t prepare me for this.”
RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn
PixTrax: “Abe Vigoda is Akhenaten.”
RiffTrax Presents: She
PixTrax: “Though he’s probably disturbed by your giant old lady cans.”
RiffTrax: The Magic Sword
PixTrax: “I liked Rod Stewart best when he played for these guys.”
RiffTrax: Sword and the Sorcerer
“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“This is probably a bad time to ask if I can borrow their plunger.”
RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar
“Hurry Arthur, clear some slots in your inventory and loot their bodies for health potions.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“They’ve greenlit Alvin and the Chipmunks IV: Munks in Da’ Hood.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“Upside Down Shuffling on My Soccer Mattress: A Memoir.”
RiffTrax: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
“Extreme wizarding, brah.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
