PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”
RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target
Category: Bill Corbett
PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”
RiffTrax: Yambaó
“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots
“Of all the fake weather I’ve reported in fake TV movies this is the fakiest.”
RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2
“I think I ought re-enactionize the Civil Warration.”
RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
“1961, the year Don Draper lands The Spanish Inquisition account.”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
“Oh, I’m covered in John Huston poop.”
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
“Except that lay-about Beetle Bailey. He plays by nobody’s rules.”
RiffTrax: McBain
“You know what they say, leg health starts at the crotch.”
RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker
“In fact, I took a note about how he wasn’t taking notes. It’s in my notes.”
Rifftrax: The Astro-Zombies
“I hope you like really tough, burnt meat and shitty scotch.”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
“Yes, could you please say ‘skin of the plane’ one thousand percent less.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“They seem to be exploring a Brian Eno deep cut.”
RiffTrax: Bermuda Triangle
“Damn, it’s already planet o’clock.”
RiffTrax Live: Star Raiders
“How many cigarettes does a guy got to smoke to get some lettuce around here?”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“The walrus was arraigned in superior court on 36 counts of first degree oystercide.”
RiffTrax: Fun in Balloon Land
“Hey you. Your plaid game is weak.”
RiffTrax: Trucker’s Woman
“That’s the most awkwardly placed wall anus I’ve ever seen.”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“Do some curls, brah. It’s always time for tonin’.”
RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master
“Is it too late to be the mom on Family Ties?”
RiffTrax: Mutant
“Please Carrie, tone down the oppressive wackiness.”
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
“Do you even trickle down, bro?”
RiffTrax: Uninvited
“Oh, here’s your problem. The whole transmission is clogged with souls.”
RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls
“Because I’m sick of people slut shaming recipients of non-profit funding.”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“I’m almost out of hand gestures. That’s how good it is.”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
“It’s always nice to know when characters who aren’t in the movie are sword fishing.”
RiffTrax: Superhero and the Faceless Giants
“Extreme wizarding, brah.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“Yeah, that’s it baby. Let that narrative unfold through the choregraphy.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“White people: collect all seven.”
RiffTrax: Attack of The Puppet People
“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”
RiffTrax: The Room
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