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Category: Bill Corbett

Written by RifftraxJuly 4, 2019June 14, 2019

PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”

RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target

Written by RifftraxJuly 1, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”

RiffTrax: Yambaó    

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2019June 18, 2019

“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “

RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots

Written by RifftraxJune 26, 2019June 18, 2019

“Of all the fake weather I’ve reported in fake TV movies this is the fakiest.”

RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2

Written by RifftraxJune 25, 2019June 18, 2019

“Oh no. It hit Arizona State. America lost a lot of not very bright young binge drinkers that day.”

RiffTrax: Arachnia

Written by RifftraxJune 23, 2019June 23, 2019

“I think I ought re-enactionize the Civil Warration.”

RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2019June 14, 2019

“1961, the year Don Draper lands The Spanish Inquisition account.”

RiffTrax: Brainiac

Written by RifftraxJune 19, 2019June 14, 2019

“Oh, I’m covered in John Huston poop.”

RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle

Written by RifftraxJune 16, 2019June 14, 2019

“Except that lay-about Beetle Bailey. He plays by nobody’s rules.”

RiffTrax: McBain

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2019June 14, 2019

“You know what they say, leg health starts at the crotch.”

RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker

Written by RifftraxJune 14, 2019June 14, 2019

“In fact, I took a note about how he wasn’t taking notes. It’s in my notes.”

Rifftrax: The Astro-Zombies

Written by RifftraxJune 13, 2019June 8, 2019

“Never happened, Mr. Lady. No way, guy-sister. Not on my watch, uncle-grandma.”

RiffTrax: Arachnia

Written by RifftraxJune 12, 2019June 7, 2019

“I hope you like really tough, burnt meat and shitty scotch.”

RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2019June 11, 2019

“Yes, could you please say ‘skin of the plane’ one thousand percent less.”

RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers

Written by RifftraxJune 9, 2019June 7, 2019

“They seem to be exploring a Brian Eno deep cut.”

RiffTrax: Bermuda Triangle

Written by RifftraxJune 8, 2019June 8, 2019

“And by ‘track practice’ he means lovingly painting pewter orcs for tomorrow’s D&D sesh.’

RiffTrax: The Power

Written by RifftraxJune 7, 2019June 6, 2019

“Damn, it’s already planet o’clock.”

RiffTrax Live: Star Raiders

Written by RifftraxJune 6, 2019June 7, 2019

“How many cigarettes does a guy got to smoke to get some lettuce around here?”

RiffTrax: Psycho II

Written by RifftraxJune 5, 2019June 7, 2019

“The walrus was arraigned in superior court on 36 counts of first degree oystercide.”

RiffTrax: Fun in Balloon Land

Written by RifftraxJune 4, 2019June 7, 2019

“Hey you. Your plaid game is weak.”

RiffTrax: Trucker’s Woman

Written by RifftraxJune 2, 2019June 7, 2019

“That’s the most awkwardly placed wall anus I’ve ever seen.”

RiffTrax: Psycho II

Written by RifftraxJune 1, 2019June 7, 2019

“Do some curls, brah. It’s always time for tonin’.”

RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master

Written by RifftraxMay 27, 2019June 7, 2019

“Is it too late to be the mom on Family Ties?”

RiffTrax: Mutant

Written by RifftraxMay 23, 2019June 7, 2019

“Please Carrie, tone down the oppressive wackiness.”

RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe

Written by RifftraxMay 19, 2019June 7, 2019

“Do you even trickle down, bro?”

RiffTrax: Uninvited

Written by RifftraxMay 16, 2019June 7, 2019

“Oh, here’s your problem. The whole transmission is clogged with souls.”

RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls

Written by RifftraxMay 13, 2019June 7, 2019

“Because I’m sick of people slut shaming recipients of non-profit funding.”

RiffTrax: Honor and Glory

Written by RifftraxMay 7, 2019June 7, 2019

“I’m almost out of hand gestures. That’s how good it is.”

RiffTrax: Julie and Jack

Written by RifftraxApril 30, 2019June 7, 2019

Mike: “Oh, so Excalibur is like putting a waterproofing sealant on your deck.” Bill: “Mike, that might be the most Minnesotan thing you’ve ever said.”

RiffTrax: Merlin The Return    

Written by RifftraxApril 25, 2019June 7, 2019

“It’s always nice to know when characters who aren’t in the movie are sword fishing.”

RiffTrax: Superhero and the Faceless Giants

Written by RifftraxApril 24, 2019June 7, 2019

“Extreme wizarding, brah.”

RiffTrax: Merlin the Return

Written by RifftraxApril 23, 2019June 17, 2019

“Yeah, that’s it baby. Let that narrative unfold through the choregraphy.”

RiffTrax: Final Justice

Written by RifftraxApril 22, 2019June 7, 2019

“White people: collect all seven.”

RiffTrax: Attack of The Puppet People

Written by RifftraxApril 17, 2019April 14, 2020

“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”

RiffTrax: The Room

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