“Next episode, please!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: The Veil – Part 2.
Category: Ian Potter
“Anyone old enough to remember when Michael York was considered a movie star? No?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: The Veil – Part 1.
Sketches & Speeches: The “Longest Snowmobiling Sequence Since Records Began” Sketch
Ian: This must be the longest snowmobiling sequence since records began.
Riff & React: Ian & Matthew & Scared to Death
Movie: Someone has been giving her orders via mental telepathy.
“Tell me, why do people in old-timey movies preface a question with the phrase ‘tell me’ when the interrogative nature of the statement demands a response anyway?”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Purple Death from Outer Space.
“I just want to hold a file today that isn’t damp from sheriff sweat.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Invasion of the Bee Girls (with Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).
Sketches & Speeches: The “Tiny Stool” Sketch
Ian: He was sitting on a ridiculously tiny stool.
Sketches & Speeches: The “Hunch Might Be At The Cleaners” Sketch
Ian: I think his hunch might be at the cleaners.
“‘Law and Order: Special Gardening Unit.’ Drop your compost and spread ’em!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Atom Age Vampire (Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter).
Golden Corral’s New Slogan Served By Last Woman On Earth
Movie: In a couple of days the stench alone will choke us.
Sketches & Speeches: “The Beige Sketch”
Ian: I’ve never seen a more beige film than this?
“Good idea waiting until night. I always think NASA is daft launching rockets in the day when space isn’t there yet.”
RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars
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