“Clearly you’ve never seen the back of Fran Drescher’s toilet.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ghost Rider
Category: Kevin Murphy
“‘Soapy The Germ Fighter,’ worst X-Men ever.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Soapy The Germ Fighter (Live Edition)
“Ah, she’s stepping on Dame Judi Dench’s head.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Toes Tell/Whose Shoes
“He looks like if Ted Knight and Martin Landau had a 55-year-old baby.”
RiffTrax Shorts: On Guard – Bunco!
PixTrax: “Did you guys see that Kelsey Grammer got a new series.
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
PixTrax: “Horribly framed, through a doorway…”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
PixTrax: “Think these two have ever mashed wieners?”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
PixTrax: “Mark David Chapman just hanging outside the Dakota. Cool.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasion
PixTrax: “Look! The YouTube commenter hall of fame.”
Rifftrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
PixTrax: “Well, I’ll bet my hair island on it.”
RiffTrax: Night of the Lepus
PixTrax: “I liked Rod Stewart best when he played for these guys.”
RiffTrax: Sword and the Sorcerer
PixTrax: “We join this Joni Mitchell album cover already in progress.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Summer lovin’ we choked on some ash. Summer lovin’ my boyfriend is Trash.”
Rifftrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors
“Sounds like the Phantom of the Opera got into the store brand Nyquil again.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“And now motorcycle cocaine ninjas take communion.”
RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection
“Hurry Arthur, clear some slots in your inventory and loot their bodies for health potions.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
“You can read about how a bodyguard is doing?”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“This is just like that scene when Air Bud attacked that guy with Lou Gehrig’s Disease.”
RiffTrax: Day of the Animal
“Wow, I guess that sectional sofa dry-hump was better than it looked.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“The Mediterranean Deadpool searches for a mate using corny one-liners and fourth wall breaks.”
RiffTrax : Superargo and the Faceless Giants
“Chub. Chub. Chub.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Values: Telling The Truth (Live)
“Well, moral of the story is always save your chimp receipts.”
RiffTrax: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant
“Uh-oh. The Rats just bought a subwoofer.”
RiffTrax: Rats: Night of Terror
“Try not to think about our 36th president saying ‘bunghole.'”
RiffTrax: The Astro-Zombies
“Little Miss Muffet is out for revenge in the Tuffetening.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
“Ah honey, try not to run like a Martin Short character.”
RiffTrax: The Son of Hercules: Land of Darkness
Sketches & Speeches: The “They Call me ‘The Projector'” Sketch
Mike: They call me ‘The Projector.’
“You know, good dirty talk rarely involves the word ‘trouser.'”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
“We hath 99 problems but a witch shall nary be one.”
RiffTrax: City of the Dead
“We’re hot air balloonists and we’re here to help.”
RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island
“Hey! The Damned went by Party City on their way to hell.”
RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls
“They’re trying to vaporize us, but no worries man, it’s chill.”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
“Meanwhile, Jesus carries a bucket.”
RiffTrax Live: Octaman
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