“Apes have a natural fear of cartoon lightning.”
RiffTrax: Windy the Swamp Boy
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“Ah, so this is where they keep their stash. Hmm, Mendocino County sensimilla. Nice.”
RiffTrax: When a Stranger Calls Back
“I keep this chair in my truck in case I want to sit and enjoy a dirt pile.”
RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!
“And for the 50th billionth time, I’m not prone to hyperbole.”
RiffTrax: Fever Lake
“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“Your hair is even hockey-er than I remember.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“This dimension’s theme is GeoCity’s Magic the Gathering fan page.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“I told him to never call when I’m shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
“Oh god! It’s those thugs from the University of Central Florida extension classes.”
RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection
“Don’t you think it’s weird that we have to undress for social studies?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Troublemaker
“He makes Cousin Balki look like a member of Seal Team Six.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Some men play the ponies, Marlowe blows all his money on diaphanous gowns.”
RiffTrax: Voodoo Man
“Rutherford B. Hayes gets a lap dance.”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sponge Bath”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
“Oh god. My PhD in circus studies didn’t prepare me for this.”
RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn
PixTrax: “Thanks weird Jim Henson”
RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts
Rifftrax Tracks: “Jack The Giant Killer: The Musical”
RiffTrax Live: Jack the Giant Killer
RiffTrax Tracks: “Going to A Slumber Party”
RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane is Landing Singers”
RiffTrax: Treasure of the Amazon
RiffTrax Tracks: “Son of the Nemean Lion”
RiffTrax: The Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness
RiffTrax Tracks: “Carnival of Radio Stations”
RiffTrax: Carnival of Souls
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Hideous Sun Demon Round”
RiffTrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
RiffTrax Tracks: “Mr. Happy Pete”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
RiffTrax Tracks: “Join The Marching Band Too”
RiffTrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party
RiffTrax Tracks: “Rockin Road Trip”
RiffTrax: Fever Lake
RiffTrax Tracks: “Cyborg Cop Flashdance”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Devil’s Hand Boogie”
RiffTrax: The Devil’s Hand
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sonny Spiker Remix”
RiffTrax: Spiker
RiffTrax Tracks: “Eye of the Deadly Prey”
RiffTrax: Deadly Prey
RiffTrax Tracks: “It’s The Sixities Now”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
RiffTrax Tracks: “In The Laboratory”
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman Vs The Death Robots
RiffTrax Tracks: “Birdemic Jam”
RiffTrax Live: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
RiffTrax Track: “Music Montage”
RiffTrax: Outlaw Alien
RiffTrax Tracks: “Imagine (All The Eagles)”
RiffTrax Live: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
RiffTrax Track: “Ripping Off”
RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare
RiffTrax Track: “Hitting on Family Members”
RiffTrax Live: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
RiffTrax Tracks: “Butt-Ugly Texas”
RiffTrax Live: “Manos” the Hands of Fate
RiffTrax Tracks: “Tusk”
RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island
RiffTrax Tracks: “Clouds and Cities”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
RiffTrax Tracks: “Douchey Yankees Hat”
RiffTrax: Firehead
RiffTrax Tracks: “Gammera and Batman”
RiffTrax: Gammera
RiffTrax Tracks: “In A Lost Universe With You”
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
RiffTrax Tracks: “Car Ride”
RiffTrax: The Revenge of Doctor X
RiffTrax Tracks: “Real Monster”
RiffTrax: The Crater Lake Monster
RiffTrax Tracks: “Junior Black Dog”
RiffTrax Presents: Junior Prom
RiffTrax Tracks: “Peter Graves”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
“Dropping fecal revenge on all who’ve wronged you.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Busy Bodies
“No, it’s Torlygid Rachimopt. You just showed us.”
RiffTrax Shorts: The Mysterious Message
“It looks like a hotel room that got trashed by The Decemberists.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up A Room
“Sorry baby, I can’t hold you. I’m living a lifestyle.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: American Look
“You inconsiderate slumper.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Health: Your Posture
“I can’t believe she’s flirting with a gastropod.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Ladybug, Ladybug, Winter Is Coming
“Bill and Frank roll on Shabbos?”
RiffTrax Shorts: You’re The Judge
“Hey, don’t be stingy with the Desitin.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Babysitter
“From the book ‘101 Devastating Press Agent Burns.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: How to Keep A Job
“Clearly you’ve never seen the back of Fran Drescher’s toilet.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ghost Rider
“No, they’re mixing border collie in with the organic and yard waste.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Harry the Dirty Dog
“‘Soapy The Germ Fighter,’ worst X-Men ever.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Soapy The Germ Fighter (Live Edition)
“Amniotic wet look is so hot this year.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Animals
“The first time I saw this I actually wanted to be a strung out holstein.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Farm Family in Winter
“They finally did it. They weaponized dad jokes.”
RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion
“Mama needs her Samoas.”
RiffTrax Shorts: At Your Fingertips: Floats (Live Edition)
“As your milkman, I’m ashamed of you.”
RiffTrax: Measuring Man
“I’ll go back to the future, but I’m not touching his McFly.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: My Mother Was Never A Kid
“Ah, she’s stepping on Dame Judi Dench’s head.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Toes Tell/Whose Shoes
“Well, at least this is ink that’s not being used to draw the Family Circus.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Drawing for Beginners: The Triangle
“Soaping the lumpy area where my wang should be.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv
“A seven means a lizard-dimension ruled by gecko Roseanne Barr.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Measure Metric
“Why won’t the kids today eat Waldorf salads?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Girls are Better Than Ever
“I hope I dream of crackers.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Tommy’s Day
“Get your little secret away from him.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: The Boy Who Didn’t Listen
“Lecture Cops this fall on TNT.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Ten Long Minutes
“I call this ‘Kinder Angst in Blue with Orange Mistake.'”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: What Mary Jo Shared
“Never ask a Deadhead their favorite version of ‘Dark Star.'”
RiffTrax Shorts: Warty, The Toad
“He looks like if Ted Knight and Martin Landau had a 55-year-old baby.”
RiffTrax Shorts: On Guard – Bunco!
“Hey, somebody play Kid Rock on the Bluetooth speaker. I want to hear that song about trying different things and smoking funny things.”
RiffTrax: The Million Eyes of Sumuru
“I’m going to beat you guys in painting.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Beginning Responsibility: Doing Things For Ourselves in School
Mary Jo: “Here comes her partner. The word is they are going to attempt the double Duran Duran.” Bridget: “That’s right. In this case, a Duran Duran Duran Duran “
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Flash That Smile
PixTrax: “Henry Kissinger: Origins.”
RiffTrax: The Power
PixTrax: “Did you guys see that Kelsey Grammer got a new series.
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
PixTrax: “I’m not Martin Landau. I look like him, but I’m not.”
RiffTrax: Giant from the Unknown
PixTrax: “Rush hour in Barstow.”
RiffTrax: Missle to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition
PixTrax: “Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted that these names are scientifically implausible.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasions
PixTrax: “Billy Ray calls this Kentucky cable.”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
PixTrax: “For those about to rock… we salute you.”
RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
PixTrax: “Abe Vigoda is Akhenaten.”
RiffTrax Presents: She
PixTrax: “Horribly framed, through a doorway…”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
PixTrax: “The death mask of Bill Corbett.”
RiffTrax Presents: Scared to Death
PixTrax: “That’s right ladies, you’re looking at the owner of an IBM personal computer.”
RiffTrax: The Last Shark
PixTrax: “Think these two have ever mashed wieners?”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
PixTrax: “Tonight on Stuart Margolin P.I.”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
PixTrax: “Mark David Chapman just hanging outside the Dakota. Cool.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasion
PixTrax: “Though he’s probably disturbed by your giant old lady cans.”
RiffTrax: The Magic Sword
PixTrax: “Orville Redenbacher’s erotic fantasy.”
RiffTrax: Blood Theater
PixTrax: “Repairs to Snoop Dog’s bong continue.”
RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space
PixTrax: “Tim Conway’s ‘Dorf’ on the Final Solution.”
Rifftrax: Kill or Be Killed
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