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RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land
Category: Riffers
PixTrax: “John Hurt and Walt Disney. They’re cops.”
Rifftrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
PixTrax: “Look! The YouTube commenter hall of fame.”
Rifftrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
PixTrax: “Look at all the controls. How do they keep track of everything?”
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
PixTrax: “Very similar scene to Rum Tum Tugger’s second DUI.”
RiffTrax: Uninvited
PixTrax: “They really went out of their way to showcase the beauty of Iran, didn’t they?”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
PixTrax: “Well, I’ll bet my hair island on it.”
RiffTrax: Night of the Lepus
PixTrax: “He looks like if Omar Sharif was a troll doll.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
PixTrax: “I liked Rod Stewart best when he played for these guys.”
RiffTrax: Sword and the Sorcerer
PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”
RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target
PixTrax: “It’s that time of the year when the Midwest really shows itself off.’
RiffTrax Live: SUMMER SHORTS BEACH PARTY
PixTrax: “We join this Joni Mitchell album cover already in progress.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”
RiffTrax: Yambaó
“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots
“Jim Backus’ crab boil restaurants never really caught on.”
RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge
“Summer lovin’ we choked on some ash. Summer lovin’ my boyfriend is Trash.”
Rifftrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors
“Sounds like the Phantom of the Opera got into the store brand Nyquil again.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Dressing like a Starksy and Hutch extra finally broke him.”
RiffTrax: The Dark
“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“This is probably a bad time to ask if I can borrow their plunger.”
RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar
“Of all the fake weather I’ve reported in fake TV movies this is the fakiest.”
RiffTrax Live: Sharknado 2
Discount ‘Scanners’ there turned my wang inside out, but otherwise I’m good.”
RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man
“And now motorcycle cocaine ninjas take communion.”
RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection
“We have a special suite for guys who look like Kyle MacLachlan.”
RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin
“Hurry Arthur, clear some slots in your inventory and loot their bodies for health potions.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“Stupid State Farm says our home owner policy doesn’t cover bikini justice.”
RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge
“I think I ought re-enactionize the Civil Warration.”
RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
“I don’t think Moriarty has the décolletage to pull that off.”
RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace
“Tongue my girlfriend. Eat Cheetos. It’s all good.”
RiffTrax Presents: Cat-Women of the Moon
“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
“1961, the year Don Draper lands The Spanish Inquisition account.”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
“You can read about how a bodyguard is doing?”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“I’m gonna go do levy town.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Oh, I’m covered in John Huston poop.”
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
“Good idea waiting until night. I always think NASA is daft launching rockets in the day when space isn’t there yet.”
RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars
“Is this the ‘Karn Evil 9’ of movie songs?”
RiffTrax Presents: Rescue Me
“Now we can’t use our televiser to watch The Tonighter Show.”
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
“This is just like that scene when Air Bud attacked that guy with Lou Gehrig’s Disease.”
RiffTrax: Day of the Animal
“This maybe the first car chase where every car has a beaded seat cushion.”
RiffTrax: Icebreaker
“Except that lay-about Beetle Bailey. He plays by nobody’s rules.”
RiffTrax: McBain
“You know what they say, leg health starts at the crotch.”
RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker
“In fact, I took a note about how he wasn’t taking notes. It’s in my notes.”
Rifftrax: The Astro-Zombies
“‘Guys Talking in Drab Rooms’ magazine gave this film five stars.”
RiffTrax: Killers from Space
“Erich Von Daniken’s Cocktail Shakers of the Gods.”
RiffTrax Presents: Warning From Space
“I only date provosts.”
RiffTrax Presents: Deadly Instincts
“I hope you like really tough, burnt meat and shitty scotch.”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
“Out of the way. We’re henchmen. We have important henching to do.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“Yes, could you please say ‘skin of the plane’ one thousand percent less.”
RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers
“When numismatists rumble.”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“Wow, I guess that sectional sofa dry-hump was better than it looked.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“They seem to be exploring a Brian Eno deep cut.”
RiffTrax: Bermuda Triangle
“The Mediterranean Deadpool searches for a mate using corny one-liners and fourth wall breaks.”
RiffTrax : Superargo and the Faceless Giants
“Flowers… candles… she really gets high school boys.”
RiffTrax Presents: High School Heroes
“Chub. Chub. Chub.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Values: Telling The Truth (Live)
“Damn, it’s already planet o’clock.”
RiffTrax Live: Star Raiders
“How many cigarettes does a guy got to smoke to get some lettuce around here?”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“But I made a kick-ass Dinah Shore road trip mixtape.”
RiffTrax: City of the Dead
“The walrus was arraigned in superior court on 36 counts of first degree oystercide.”
RiffTrax: Fun in Balloon Land
“Well, moral of the story is always save your chimp receipts.”
RiffTrax: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant
“Junior high is going to eat you alive, dweebis.”
RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
“Hey you. Your plaid game is weak.”
RiffTrax: Trucker’s Woman
“They’ve greenlit Alvin and the Chipmunks IV: Munks in Da’ Hood.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“That’s the most awkwardly placed wall anus I’ve ever seen.”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“She just realized the Dalai Lama started putting hashtag YOLO at the end of his tweets.”
RiffTrax Presents: Scared to Death
“Do some curls, brah. It’s always time for tonin’.”
RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master
“A picture of Walt Disney to practice kissing with.”
RiffTrax Presents:The Amazing Mr. X
“Not many men are secure enough to hang their colonoscopy on the wall.”
Rifftrax: Grizzly
“Uh-oh. The Rats just bought a subwoofer.”
RiffTrax: Rats: Night of Terror
“Okay, by show of hands who was expecting to see a bag give birth tonight?”
RiffTrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party!
“Is it too late to be the mom on Family Ties?”
RiffTrax: Mutant
“Try not to think about our 36th president saying ‘bunghole.'”
RiffTrax: The Astro-Zombies
“I never saw the School House Rock on mandatory minimums so I have no idea about the legality of this.”
RiffTrax Presents: Angels’ Revenge
“Also, what human being would ever say a sentence like: ”He grows organic apples which I buy from him?'”
RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
“Please Carrie, tone down the oppressive wackiness.”
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
“Little Miss Muffet is out for revenge in the Tuffetening.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
“She’s off to an assignation with her milliner.”
RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes: Dress to Kill
“Alfred Hitchcock: Soldier of Fortune.”
RiffTrax: Deadly Prey
“Do you even trickle down, bro?”
RiffTrax: Uninvited
“Souvenirs of Distinction. Looking for a plastic back scratcher with a sophisticated air? Try Souvenirs of Distinction.”
RiffTrax: Giant From The Unknown
“My favorite or-pan was Olivar Twast”
RiffTrax: Miami Connection
“Oh, here’s your problem. The whole transmission is clogged with souls.”
RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls
“Ah honey, try not to run like a Martin Short character.”
RiffTrax: The Son of Hercules: Land of Darkness
“Because I’m sick of people slut shaming recipients of non-profit funding.”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“Golda Meir sold Tupperware?”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Wonderful World of Tupperware
Sketches & Speeches: The “They Call me ‘The Projector'” Sketch
Mike: They call me ‘The Projector.’
“You know, good dirty talk rarely involves the word ‘trouser.'”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
“Upside Down Shuffling on My Soccer Mattress: A Memoir.”
RiffTrax: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
“Rebooting the ovarian operating system.”
RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Naturally a Girl
“I’m almost out of hand gestures. That’s how good it is.”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
“We hath 99 problems but a witch shall nary be one.”
RiffTrax: City of the Dead
“And she was saving her coccyx for marriage.”
RiffTrax Presents: High School Heroes
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