“Prince of Persia: The Matlock Years.”
RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master
Category: Riffers
“We’re hot air balloonists and we’re here to help.”
RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island
“Blowing for Beginners: Horns.”
RiffTrax Shorts: Drawing for Beginners: The Triangle
“Hey! The Damned went by Party City on their way to hell.”
RiffTrax Live: Carnival of Souls
“They’re trying to vaporize us, but no worries man, it’s chill.”
RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny
“Damn! I can’t think of a single book with the name ‘Potter’ in the title.”
RiffTrax Presents: Purple Death from Outer Space (with Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter)
“What did you do today? Oh, I put on a bikini and watched a guy make out while another guy in a suit yelled at him.”
RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin
“Hey, if it takes a world war and megalomania to get a couple communicating I say well done.”
RiffTrax Presents: She Demons
“It’s always nice to know when characters who aren’t in the movie are sword fishing.”
RiffTrax: Superhero and the Faceless Giants
“Extreme wizarding, brah.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“Yeah, that’s it baby. Let that narrative unfold through the choregraphy.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“White people: collect all seven.”
RiffTrax: Attack of The Puppet People
“Though your shirt opacity disgusts me.”
RiffTrax: Future Zone
“There’s gotta be something in here that makes the eighties bearable.”
RiffTrax Live: McGruff
“Meanwhile, Jesus carries a bucket.”
RiffTrax Live: Octaman
“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”
RiffTrax: The Room
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