RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane”
RiffTrax: Contamination
Category: RiffTrax Movies
PixTrax: “The sexy side of the Three Stooges.”
RiffTrax: Swing Parade
PixTrax: “How can I fit more 2s on my hat?”
RiffTrax: Contamination
“I could be banging Marvin the Martian’s wife right now.”
RiffTrax: Feeders
“You borrowed some tampons, honey? Hey, I don’t make the heavy metal rules.”
RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare
“They ventured across the galaxy to tease our cats!”
RiffTrax: The Visitor
“The very definition of horror: Jeff Foxworthy in a muumuu.”
RiffTrax: “MANOS” Hands of Fate
“You know, chicks don’t understand that sometimes a monster just needs to get his mash on.”
RiffTrax: Beast of the Yellow Night
“This guy is exactly like my dentist, right down to the office monkey.”
RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens
“I have a doctorate in historical wang sizes .”
RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum
“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“Your Spanish tendency to run ahead of castle tours is almost as bad as Hawaiians and their famous impressionability.”
RiffTrax: Bloody Pit of Horror
“Dying is easy. Interesting Martian dramas are hard.”
RiffTrax Presents: Devil Girl From Mars
“Apes have a natural fear of cartoon lightning.”
RiffTrax: Windy the Swamp Boy
“I keep this chair in my truck in case I want to sit and enjoy a dirt pile.”
RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!
“And for the 50th billionth time, I’m not prone to hyperbole.”
RiffTrax: Fever Lake
“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“This dimension’s theme is GeoCity’s Magic the Gathering fan page.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“I told him to never call when I’m shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
“Oh god! It’s those thugs from the University of Central Florida extension classes.”
RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection
“He makes Cousin Balki look like a member of Seal Team Six.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Some men play the ponies, Marlowe blows all his money on diaphanous gowns.”
RiffTrax: Voodoo Man
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sponge Bath”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
“Oh god. My PhD in circus studies didn’t prepare me for this.”
RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn
PixTrax: “Thanks weird Jim Henson”
RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts
RiffTrax Tracks: “Going to A Slumber Party”
RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane is Landing Singers”
RiffTrax: Treasure of the Amazon
RiffTrax Tracks: “Son of the Nemean Lion”
RiffTrax: The Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness
RiffTrax Tracks: “Carnival of Radio Stations”
RiffTrax: Carnival of Souls
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Hideous Sun Demon Round”
RiffTrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
RiffTrax Tracks: “Mr. Happy Pete”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
RiffTrax Tracks: “Rockin Road Trip”
RiffTrax: Fever Lake
RiffTrax Tracks: “Cyborg Cop Flashdance”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop
RiffTrax Tracks: “The Devil’s Hand Boogie”
RiffTrax: The Devil’s Hand
RiffTrax Tracks: “Sonny Spiker Remix”
RiffTrax: Spiker
RiffTrax Tracks: “Eye of the Deadly Prey”
RiffTrax: Deadly Prey
RiffTrax Tracks: “It’s The Sixities Now”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
RiffTrax Tracks: “In The Laboratory”
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman Vs The Death Robots
RiffTrax Track: “Music Montage”
RiffTrax: Outlaw Alien
RiffTrax Track: “Ripping Off”
RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare
RiffTrax Tracks: “Tusk”
RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island
RiffTrax Tracks: “Clouds and Cities”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
RiffTrax Tracks: “Douchey Yankees Hat”
RiffTrax: Firehead
RiffTrax Tracks: “Gammera and Batman”
RiffTrax: Gammera
RiffTrax Tracks: “In A Lost Universe With You”
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
RiffTrax Tracks: “Car Ride”
RiffTrax: The Revenge of Doctor X
RiffTrax Tracks: “Real Monster”
RiffTrax: The Crater Lake Monster
RiffTrax Tracks: “Peter Graves”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
“No, it’s Torlygid Rachimopt. You just showed us.”
RiffTrax Shorts: The Mysterious Message
“Hey, somebody play Kid Rock on the Bluetooth speaker. I want to hear that song about trying different things and smoking funny things.”
RiffTrax: The Million Eyes of Sumuru
PixTrax: “Henry Kissinger: Origins.”
RiffTrax: The Power
PixTrax: “Did you guys see that Kelsey Grammer got a new series.
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
PixTrax: “I’m not Martin Landau. I look like him, but I’m not.”
RiffTrax: Giant from the Unknown
PixTrax: “Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted that these names are scientifically implausible.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasions
PixTrax: “Billy Ray calls this Kentucky cable.”
RiffTrax: Radical Jack
PixTrax: “For those about to rock… we salute you.”
RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
PixTrax: “Horribly framed, through a doorway…”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
PixTrax: “That’s right ladies, you’re looking at the owner of an IBM personal computer.”
RiffTrax: The Last Shark
PixTrax: “Think these two have ever mashed wieners?”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
PixTrax: “Tonight on Stuart Margolin P.I.”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
PixTrax: “Mark David Chapman just hanging outside the Dakota. Cool.”
RiffTrax: Starship Invasion
PixTrax: “Orville Redenbacher’s erotic fantasy.”
RiffTrax: Blood Theater
PixTrax: “Tim Conway’s ‘Dorf’ on the Final Solution.”
Rifftrax: Kill or Be Killed
PixTrax: “Steve McQueen baby.”
RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land
PixTrax: “John Hurt and Walt Disney. They’re cops.”
Rifftrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
PixTrax: “Look! The YouTube commenter hall of fame.”
Rifftrax: The Hideous Sun Demon
PixTrax: “Look at all the controls. How do they keep track of everything?”
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
PixTrax: “Very similar scene to Rum Tum Tugger’s second DUI.”
RiffTrax: Uninvited
PixTrax: “They really went out of their way to showcase the beauty of Iran, didn’t they?”
RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
PixTrax: “He looks like if Omar Sharif was a troll doll.”
RiffTrax: Death Promise
PixTrax: “I liked Rod Stewart best when he played for these guys.”
RiffTrax: Sword and the Sorcerer
PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”
RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target
PixTrax: “We join this Joni Mitchell album cover already in progress.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”
RiffTrax: Yambaó
“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “
RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots
“Summer lovin’ we choked on some ash. Summer lovin’ my boyfriend is Trash.”
Rifftrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors
“Sounds like the Phantom of the Opera got into the store brand Nyquil again.”
RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead
“Dressing like a Starksy and Hutch extra finally broke him.”
RiffTrax: The Dark
“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“This is probably a bad time to ask if I can borrow their plunger.”
RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar
Discount ‘Scanners’ there turned my wang inside out, but otherwise I’m good.”
RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man
“We have a special suite for guys who look like Kyle MacLachlan.”
RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin
“Hurry Arthur, clear some slots in your inventory and loot their bodies for health potions.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“I think I ought re-enactionize the Civil Warration.”
RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
“1961, the year Don Draper lands The Spanish Inquisition account.”
RiffTrax: Brainiac
“You can read about how a bodyguard is doing?”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“I’m gonna go do levy town.”
RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space
“Oh, I’m covered in John Huston poop.”
RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle
“Good idea waiting until night. I always think NASA is daft launching rockets in the day when space isn’t there yet.”
RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars
“Is this the ‘Karn Evil 9’ of movie songs?”
RiffTrax Presents: Rescue Me
“Now we can’t use our televiser to watch The Tonighter Show.”
RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space
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