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Category: RiffTrax Movies

Written by RifftraxNovember 12, 2019November 5, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane”

RiffTrax: Contamination        

Written by RifftraxNovember 9, 2019November 10, 2019

PixTrax: “The sexy side of the Three Stooges.”

RiffTrax: Swing Parade

Written by RifftraxNovember 6, 2019November 5, 2019

PixTrax: “How can I fit more 2s on my hat?”

RiffTrax: Contamination

Written by RifftraxNovember 5, 2019November 4, 2019

“I could be banging Marvin the Martian’s wife right now.”

RiffTrax: Feeders

Written by RifftraxNovember 4, 2019October 31, 2019

“You borrowed some tampons, honey? Hey, I don’t make the heavy metal rules.”

RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare

Written by RifftraxNovember 2, 2019October 30, 2019

“Stay in a tight congo line formation cadets. I don’t want any bunny hops or alley cats to catch us by surprise.”

RiffTrax: Deadly Prey

Written by RifftraxNovember 1, 2019October 30, 2019

“They ventured across the galaxy to tease our cats!”

RiffTrax: The Visitor

Written by RifftraxOctober 30, 2019October 30, 2019

“The very definition of horror: Jeff Foxworthy in a muumuu.”

RiffTrax: “MANOS” Hands of Fate

Written by RifftraxOctober 29, 2019October 29, 2019

“You know, chicks don’t understand that sometimes a monster just needs to get his mash on.”

RiffTrax: Beast of the Yellow Night

Written by RifftraxOctober 26, 2019June 3, 2022

“This guy is exactly like my dentist, right down to the office monkey.”

RiffTrax: Swamp of the Ravens

Written by RifftraxOctober 25, 2019August 24, 2019

“I have a doctorate in historical wang sizes .”

RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum

Written by RifftraxOctober 23, 2019August 24, 2019

“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”

RiffTrax: Replica

Written by RifftraxOctober 22, 2019November 26, 2019

“Tell me I can’t pull off red skirt, blasted denim jeans, yellow lesbian shirt, beret, and backpack, will you!”

RiffTrax: Ice Cream Man

Written by RifftraxOctober 21, 2019August 24, 2019

“Your Spanish tendency to run ahead of castle tours is almost as bad as Hawaiians and their famous impressionability.”

RiffTrax: Bloody Pit of Horror

Written by RifftraxOctober 20, 2019August 17, 2019

“Dying is easy. Interesting Martian dramas are hard.”

RiffTrax Presents: Devil Girl From Mars

Written by RifftraxOctober 18, 2019August 16, 2019

“Apes have a natural fear of cartoon lightning.”

RiffTrax: Windy the Swamp Boy

Written by RifftraxOctober 16, 2019November 23, 2019

“I keep this chair in my truck in case I want to sit and enjoy a dirt pile.”

RiffTrax: Breaker! Breaker!

Written by RifftraxOctober 15, 2019October 15, 2019

“And for the 50th billionth time, I’m not prone to hyperbole.”

RiffTrax: Fever Lake

Written by RifftraxOctober 14, 2019October 14, 2019

“I sometimes forget the names of my very first cloned human beings.”

RiffTrax: Replica

Written by RifftraxOctober 13, 2019October 13, 2019

“Up there on the castle’s ungroomed crotch.”

RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead

Written by RifftraxOctober 12, 2019August 15, 2019

“Assassin’s Creed: After the Hernia.”

RiffTrax: Final Justice

Written by RifftraxOctober 10, 2019October 11, 2019

“This dimension’s theme is GeoCity’s Magic the Gathering fan page.”

RiffTrax: Merlin the Return

Written by RifftraxOctober 9, 2019October 9, 2019

“I told him to never call when I’m shooting a bow and arrow off a lounge chair at night.”

RiffTrax: Death Promise

Written by RifftraxOctober 8, 2019October 8, 2019

“Oh god! It’s those thugs from the University of Central Florida extension classes.”

RiffTrax Live: Miami Connection

Written by RifftraxOctober 6, 2019October 8, 2019

“He makes Cousin Balki look like a member of Seal Team Six.”

RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead

Written by RifftraxOctober 5, 2019August 15, 2019

“Some men play the ponies, Marlowe blows all his money on diaphanous gowns.”

RiffTrax: Voodoo Man

Written by RifftraxOctober 3, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Sponge Bath”

RiffTrax: Radical Jack

Written by RifftraxOctober 2, 2019August 15, 2019

“Oh god. My PhD in circus studies didn’t prepare me for this.”

RiffTrax: The Little Unicorn

Written by RifftraxOctober 1, 2019August 15, 2019

PixTrax: “Thanks weird Jim Henson”

RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts

Written by RifftraxSeptember 29, 2019September 14, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Going to A Slumber Party”

RiffTrax: The Last Slumber Party

Written by RifftraxSeptember 28, 2019September 14, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “The Plane is Landing Singers”

RiffTrax: Treasure of the Amazon

Written by RifftraxSeptember 27, 2019September 14, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Son of the Nemean Lion”

RiffTrax: The Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness

Written by RifftraxSeptember 26, 2019September 14, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Carnival of Radio Stations”

RiffTrax: Carnival of Souls

Written by RifftraxSeptember 25, 2019September 14, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “The Hideous Sun Demon Round”

RiffTrax: The Hideous Sun Demon

Written by RifftraxSeptember 24, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Mr. Happy Pete”

RiffTrax: Radical Jack

Written by RifftraxSeptember 22, 2019September 14, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Rockin Road Trip”

RiffTrax: Fever Lake

Written by RifftraxSeptember 21, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Cyborg Cop Flashdance”

RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop

Written by RifftraxSeptember 20, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “The Devil’s Hand Boogie”

RiffTrax: The Devil’s Hand

Written by RifftraxSeptember 19, 2019September 10, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Sonny Spiker Remix”

RiffTrax: Spiker

Written by RifftraxSeptember 18, 2019November 24, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Eye of the Deadly Prey”

RiffTrax: Deadly Prey  

Written by RifftraxSeptember 17, 2019August 21, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “It’s The Sixities Now”

RiffTrax: Brainiac

Written by RifftraxSeptember 16, 2019September 16, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “In The Laboratory”

RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman Vs The Death Robots

Written by RifftraxSeptember 14, 2019August 11, 2019

RiffTrax Track: “Music Montage”

RiffTrax: Outlaw Alien

Written by RifftraxSeptember 12, 2019August 11, 2019

RiffTrax Track: “Ripping Off”

RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare  

Written by RifftraxSeptember 9, 2019September 9, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Tusk”

RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island

Written by RifftraxSeptember 8, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Clouds and Cities”

RiffTrax: Julie and Jack

Written by RifftraxSeptember 7, 2019August 11, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Douchey Yankees Hat”

RiffTrax: Firehead

Written by RifftraxSeptember 6, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Gammera and Batman”

RiffTrax: Gammera

Written by RifftraxSeptember 5, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “In A Lost Universe With You”

RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe

Written by RifftraxSeptember 4, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Car Ride”

RiffTrax: The Revenge of Doctor X

Written by RifftraxSeptember 3, 2019September 4, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Real Monster”

RiffTrax: The Crater Lake Monster

Written by RifftraxSeptember 1, 2019August 7, 2019

RiffTrax Tracks: “Peter Graves”

RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident  

Written by RifftraxAugust 30, 2019July 7, 2019

“No, it’s Torlygid Rachimopt. You just showed us.”

RiffTrax Shorts: The Mysterious Message

Written by RifftraxAugust 2, 2019August 14, 2019

“Hey, somebody play Kid Rock on the Bluetooth speaker. I want to hear that song about trying different things and smoking funny things.”

RiffTrax: The Million Eyes of Sumuru

Written by RifftraxJuly 31, 2019June 19, 2019

PixTrax: “Henry Kissinger: Origins.”

RiffTrax: The Power

Written by RifftraxJuly 30, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Did you guys see that Kelsey Grammer got a new series.

RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle

Written by RifftraxJuly 29, 2019June 19, 2019

PixTrax: “I’m not Martin Landau. I look like him, but I’m not.”

RiffTrax: Giant from the Unknown

Written by RifftraxJuly 27, 2019June 19, 2019

PixTrax: “Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted that these names are scientifically implausible.”

RiffTrax: Starship Invasions

Written by RifftraxJuly 26, 2019June 18, 2019

PixTrax: “Billy Ray calls this Kentucky cable.”

RiffTrax: Radical Jack

Written by RifftraxJuly 25, 2019June 18, 2019

PixTrax: “For those about to rock… we salute you.”

RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!

Written by RifftraxJuly 23, 2019November 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Horribly framed, through a doorway…”

RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem

Written by RifftraxJuly 21, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “While they were in Japan, Will Hunting came in and solved some kind of volleyball equation.”

RiffTrax: Spiker  

Written by RifftraxJuly 20, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “That’s right ladies, you’re looking at the owner of an IBM personal computer.”

RiffTrax: The Last Shark

Written by RifftraxJuly 19, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Think these two have ever mashed wieners?”

RiffTrax: Brainiac

Written by RifftraxJuly 18, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Tonight on Stuart Margolin P.I.”

RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident  

Written by RifftraxJuly 17, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Mark David Chapman just hanging outside the Dakota. Cool.”

RiffTrax: Starship Invasion

Written by RifftraxJuly 15, 2019January 8, 2022

PixTrax: “Orville Redenbacher’s erotic fantasy.”

RiffTrax: Blood Theater

Written by RifftraxJuly 14, 2019July 27, 2019

PixTrax: “Tim Conway’s ‘Dorf’ on the Final Solution.”

Rifftrax: Kill or Be Killed

Written by RifftraxJuly 13, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Steve McQueen baby.”

RiffTrax: Fun In Balloon Land

Written by RifftraxJuly 12, 2019June 16, 2019

PixTrax: “John Hurt and Walt Disney. They’re cops.”

Rifftrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House  

Written by RifftraxJuly 11, 2019June 16, 2019

PixTrax: “Look! The YouTube commenter hall of fame.”

Rifftrax: The Hideous Sun Demon  

Written by RifftraxJuly 10, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Look at all the controls. How do they keep track of everything?”

RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space  

Written by RifftraxJuly 9, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “Very similar scene to Rum Tum Tugger’s second DUI.”

RiffTrax: Uninvited    

Written by RifftraxJuly 8, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “They really went out of their way to showcase the beauty of Iran, didn’t they?”

RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident  

Written by RifftraxJuly 6, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “He looks like if Omar Sharif was a troll doll.”

RiffTrax: Death Promise

Written by RifftraxJuly 5, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “I liked Rod Stewart best when he played for these guys.”

RiffTrax: Sword and the Sorcerer

Written by RifftraxJuly 4, 2019June 14, 2019

PixTrax: “Rosie the Riveter is looking rough.”

RiffTrax: Yesterday’s Target

Written by RifftraxJuly 2, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “We join this Joni Mitchell album cover already in progress.”

RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula

Written by RifftraxJuly 1, 2019July 10, 2019

PixTrax: “What Comic-Con must feel like to Felicia Day.”

RiffTrax: Yambaó    

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2019June 25, 2019

“On the upside we’ll save hundreds on our gravy bills.”

RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2019June 18, 2019

“Hey! C’mon! We’re death robots. We’re overclocked as it is. “

RiffTrax: Neutron The Atomic Superman vs. Death Robots

Written by RifftraxJune 29, 2019June 28, 2019

“Summer lovin’ we choked on some ash. Summer lovin’ my boyfriend is Trash.”

Rifftrax: 1990: Bronx Warriors

Written by RifftraxJune 28, 2019June 18, 2019

“Sounds like the Phantom of the Opera got into the store brand Nyquil again.”

RiffTrax: Fangs of the Living Dead

Written by RifftraxJune 28, 2019June 18, 2019

“Dressing like a Starksy and Hutch extra finally broke him.”

RiffTrax: The Dark

Written by RifftraxJune 27, 2019June 18, 2019

“The loogie dangling that follows is shocking and graphic.”

RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer

Written by RifftraxJune 27, 2019June 18, 2019

“This is probably a bad time to ask if I can borrow their plunger.”

RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar

Written by RifftraxJune 26, 2019June 18, 2019

Discount ‘Scanners’ there turned my wang inside out, but otherwise I’m good.”

RiffTrax: Psychotronic Man

Written by RifftraxJune 25, 2019June 18, 2019

“Oh no. It hit Arizona State. America lost a lot of not very bright young binge drinkers that day.”

RiffTrax: Arachnia

Written by RifftraxJune 24, 2019June 18, 2019

“We have a special suite for guys who look like Kyle MacLachlan.”

RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin

Written by RifftraxJune 24, 2019June 18, 2019

“Hurry Arthur, clear some slots in your inventory and loot their bodies for health potions.”

RiffTrax: Merlin the Return

Written by RifftraxJune 23, 2019June 23, 2019

“I think I ought re-enactionize the Civil Warration.”

RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2019June 14, 2019

“C’mon! Brokeback Mountain had less fanny packing than this movie?”

RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2019June 14, 2019

“1961, the year Don Draper lands The Spanish Inquisition account.”

RiffTrax: Brainiac

Written by RifftraxJune 20, 2019June 14, 2019

“You can read about how a bodyguard is doing?”

RiffTrax: Honor and Glory

Written by RifftraxJune 20, 2019June 14, 2019

“I’m gonna go do levy town.”

RiffTrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Written by RifftraxJune 19, 2019June 14, 2019

“Oh, I’m covered in John Huston poop.”

RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle

Written by RifftraxJune 19, 2019June 14, 2019

“Every time I slip into these form-fitting Isotoner gloves for men, I think fondly on that time we hunted and killed Dan Marino.”

RiffTrax: Deadly Prey

Written by RifftraxJune 18, 2019June 14, 2019

“Good idea waiting until night. I always think NASA is daft launching rockets in the day when space isn’t there yet.”

RiffTrax Presents: Flight to Mars

Written by RifftraxJune 18, 2019June 14, 2019

“Is this the ‘Karn Evil 9’ of movie songs?”

RiffTrax Presents: Rescue Me

Written by RifftraxJune 17, 2019June 14, 2019

“Now we can’t use our televiser to watch The Tonighter Show.”

RiffTrax: Plan Nine From Outer Space

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