“This is just like that scene when Air Bud attacked that guy with Lou Gehrig’s Disease.”
RiffTrax: Day of the Animal
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“This maybe the first car chase where every car has a beaded seat cushion.”
RiffTrax: Icebreaker
“Except that lay-about Beetle Bailey. He plays by nobody’s rules.”
RiffTrax: McBain
“You know what they say, leg health starts at the crotch.”
RiffTrax: Cyber Tracker
“In fact, I took a note about how he wasn’t taking notes. It’s in my notes.”
Rifftrax: The Astro-Zombies
“‘Guys Talking in Drab Rooms’ magazine gave this film five stars.”
RiffTrax: Killers from Space
“I hope you like really tough, burnt meat and shitty scotch.”
RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem
“When numismatists rumble.”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
“Wow, I guess that sectional sofa dry-hump was better than it looked.”
RiffTrax: Replica
“They seem to be exploring a Brian Eno deep cut.”
RiffTrax: Bermuda Triangle
“The Mediterranean Deadpool searches for a mate using corny one-liners and fourth wall breaks.”
RiffTrax : Superargo and the Faceless Giants
“How many cigarettes does a guy got to smoke to get some lettuce around here?”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“But I made a kick-ass Dinah Shore road trip mixtape.”
RiffTrax: City of the Dead
“The walrus was arraigned in superior court on 36 counts of first degree oystercide.”
RiffTrax: Fun in Balloon Land
“Well, moral of the story is always save your chimp receipts.”
RiffTrax: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant
“Junior high is going to eat you alive, dweebis.”
RiffTrax: Viva Knievel!
“Hey you. Your plaid game is weak.”
RiffTrax: Trucker’s Woman
“They’ve greenlit Alvin and the Chipmunks IV: Munks in Da’ Hood.”
RiffTrax: Hawk The Slayer
“That’s the most awkwardly placed wall anus I’ve ever seen.”
RiffTrax: Psycho II
“Do some curls, brah. It’s always time for tonin’.”
RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master
“Not many men are secure enough to hang their colonoscopy on the wall.”
Rifftrax: Grizzly
“Uh-oh. The Rats just bought a subwoofer.”
RiffTrax: Rats: Night of Terror
“Is it too late to be the mom on Family Ties?”
RiffTrax: Mutant
“Try not to think about our 36th president saying ‘bunghole.'”
RiffTrax: The Astro-Zombies
“Also, what human being would ever say a sentence like: ”He grows organic apples which I buy from him?'”
RiffTrax: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
“Please Carrie, tone down the oppressive wackiness.”
RiffTrax: Prisoners of the Lost Universe
“Little Miss Muffet is out for revenge in the Tuffetening.”
RiffTrax: Kiss of the Tarantula
“Alfred Hitchcock: Soldier of Fortune.”
RiffTrax: Deadly Prey
“Souvenirs of Distinction. Looking for a plastic back scratcher with a sophisticated air? Try Souvenirs of Distinction.”
RiffTrax: Giant From The Unknown
“My favorite or-pan was Olivar Twast”
RiffTrax: Miami Connection
“Ah honey, try not to run like a Martin Short character.”
RiffTrax: The Son of Hercules: Land of Darkness
“Because I’m sick of people slut shaming recipients of non-profit funding.”
RiffTrax: Honor and Glory
Sketches & Speeches: The “They Call me ‘The Projector'” Sketch
Mike: They call me ‘The Projector.’
“Upside Down Shuffling on My Soccer Mattress: A Memoir.”
RiffTrax: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
“I’m almost out of hand gestures. That’s how good it is.”
RiffTrax: Julie and Jack
“We hath 99 problems but a witch shall nary be one.”
RiffTrax: City of the Dead
“Prince of Persia: The Matlock Years.”
RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master
“We’re hot air balloonists and we’re here to help.”
RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island
“What did you do today? Oh, I put on a bikini and watched a guy make out while another guy in a suit yelled at him.”
RiffTrax: Zombie: I Eat Your Skin
“It’s always nice to know when characters who aren’t in the movie are sword fishing.”
RiffTrax: Superhero and the Faceless Giants
“Extreme wizarding, brah.”
RiffTrax: Merlin the Return
“Yeah, that’s it baby. Let that narrative unfold through the choregraphy.”
RiffTrax: Final Justice
“White people: collect all seven.”
RiffTrax: Attack of The Puppet People
“This cyborg must be running vista.”
RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2
“Though your shirt opacity disgusts me.”
RiffTrax: Future Zone
“His whole body is made of Madonna’s arms.”
RiffTrax: The Room
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