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Category: Rock ‘n’ Riffs

Written by RifftraxOctober 14, 2022October 13, 2022

“He’s truckin’ but not like do-dah man. Arrest him!”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Truck Song.

Written by RifftraxAugust 30, 2022August 1, 2022

Riff & React: Mike & The Return

Movie: I’m not used to lady scientists running through the streets of my little town.

Written by RifftraxAugust 15, 2022July 27, 2022

“She could tell the skeleton belonged to a white person by The Decemberists ticket in its pocket.”

Rock ‘n’ Riffs pulled from RiffTrax: The Minion.

Written by RifftraxAugust 8, 2022July 21, 2022

“Finally, a movie that blends my two loves: close-ups of trash and the music of Iron Butterfly.”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Litter Monster.

Written by RifftraxApril 7, 2022March 2, 2022

“Young Bruce Springsteen, you stop running right now. And no, you are not born to do it, mister.”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Safe Living at School.

Written by RifftraxMarch 8, 2022February 21, 2022

“The Satellite Report just says, ‘Satellite’ by Dave Matthews is a terrible song.”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion.

Written by RifftraxJanuary 4, 2022January 5, 2022

Riff & React: Mary Jo & Oh, Boy! Babies!

Movie: Okay everybody, let’s get them diapered.

Written by RifftraxDecember 20, 2021December 19, 2021

“Rabbits look like they’re posing for their album cover. Lead singer in the middle. Guitarist on the right. Idiot replacement drummer on the top.”

Rock ‘n’ Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Night of the Lepus.

Written by RifftraxNovember 17, 2021November 17, 2021

PixTrax: “Classic. They’re playing good cop, Kenny Loggins-resembling cop.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Martial Law.

Written by RifftraxNovember 4, 2021November 3, 2021

“Don’t let Keith Moon drive.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Love That Car!

Written by RifftraxSeptember 4, 2021September 1, 2021

“Traffic Education Unit: teaching about, and advocating for, a Steve Winwood based progressive rock group since 1945.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Highway Mania.

Written by RifftraxJune 30, 2020June 16, 2020

“Fake Roger Daltrey is just pissed because she stepped on his chance to do a ‘meet the new boss, same as the old boss’ thing.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.

Written by RifftraxJune 29, 2020June 16, 2020

“Nikki Sixx once woke up with a needle still in his arm, but you know, respectfully doing household chores is pretty metal too.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.

Written by RifftraxJune 28, 2020June 18, 2020

Riff & React: “Like it’s warm; the arms hold you tight; it’s dark.”

Movie: Like it’s warm; the arms hold you tight; it’s dark.

Written by RifftraxJune 27, 2020June 18, 2020

“Cyrus Clemmons, he use to play saxophone with Bryce Sprungsteen, Steamy Zan Fant, Jack Steinberg, and the rest of the Three Street Band.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Godmonster of Indian Flatts.

Written by RifftraxJune 26, 2020June 18, 2020

“Well, his hatred of doors is nothing compared to my hatred of The Doors.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Tourist Trap.

Written by RifftraxJune 25, 2020June 18, 2020

“They loved super annoying noise in the sixties. I mean, between this and The Doors.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Girl from Rio.

Written by RifftraxJune 24, 2020January 8, 2022

PixTrax: “Anthony Kiedis has seen better days.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: The Beast of the Yellow Night.

Written by RifftraxJune 23, 2020June 18, 2020

PixTrax: “Operator, I’m wearing a thing that makes me look like Anthony Kiedis.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Last Woman on Earth.

Written by RifftraxJune 22, 2020June 18, 2020

PixTrax: “Anthony Kiedis, civil servant.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Death Promise.

Written by RifftraxJune 21, 2020June 18, 2020

“The young tramp was before the tramp got powers and became Supertramp.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.

Written by RifftraxJune 20, 2020June 17, 2020

PixTrax: “The Journey and Boston album covers are at war.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Star Games.

Written by RifftraxJune 19, 2020June 17, 2020

“‘Uncharted Journeys to the Sun,’ is this a mellow crooner cover of a Rush song?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ruby.

Written by RifftraxJune 18, 2020June 17, 2020

PixTrax: “If you stare into it long enough you join Emerson, Lake and Palmer.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: The Return.

Written by RifftraxJune 17, 2020June 16, 2020

“Oh great! Now, a prog rock concert is gonna to start. Run kid, run.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.

Written by RifftraxJune 16, 2020June 16, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Emerson, Lake and Palmer Song Is Trying to Start Sketch”

Mike: An Emerson, Lake and Palmer song is trying to start!

Written by RifftraxJune 15, 2020June 11, 2020

“Based on the noise, I’d say we’re hiding in Keith Emerson’s closet.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare.

Written by RifftraxJune 14, 2020June 11, 2020

“I thought phony Beatlemania had bitten the dust. Was everything The Clash taught me a lie?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.

Written by RifftraxJune 13, 2020June 11, 2020

“Glen Danzig will watch you bathe outdoors. Just try our new service. Get 15 percent off your first order with discount code ‘Glen Danzig will watch you bathe outdoors.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Berserker: Hell’s Warrior.

Written by RifftraxJune 12, 2020June 9, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Boys Sketch”

Mike: Maybe these are “The Boys?”

Written by RifftraxJune 11, 2020June 9, 2020

“It looks like a hotel room that got trashed by The Decemberists.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Setting Up A Room.

Written by RifftraxJune 10, 2020June 7, 2020

“I don’t know. This underwater stage production of The Wall just isn’t hitting home for me.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.

Written by RifftraxJune 9, 2020June 7, 2020

“Big missed opportunity not queuing up something off of Atom Heart Mother for this fight.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Ninja Warlord.

Written by RifftraxJune 8, 2020June 7, 2020

PixTrax: “Someday, Pink Floyd will record a song about this.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Maniac.

Written by RifftraxJune 7, 2020June 2, 2020

“Patty Smyth is pissed. She’s going to shoot at them like they’re the walls of heartache.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Bounty Tracker.

Written by RifftraxJune 6, 2020June 2, 2020

“‘Rumours on the Street,’ Fleetwood Mac’s unfortunate attempt at a hip hop album.”

Riff Pulled from RiffTrax: Velvet Smooth.

Written by RifftraxJune 5, 2020June 2, 2020

“We’ll go our own way per Fleetwood Mac’s advice.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Girl from Rio.

Written by RifftraxJune 4, 2020June 2, 2020

“Okay, Fleetwood Mac rules. Everyone grab a new partner and switch beds.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare.

Written by RifftraxJune 3, 2020January 8, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: “The Dresden 1945 Sketch”

Mike: Mmm, I guess we’re in Dresden 1945?

Written by RifftraxJune 2, 2020June 1, 2020

“Lumbering numbskulls. Unthinking. Unquestioning in their obedience. Yep, Morrissey fans every one.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: Horror Express.

Written by RifftraxJune 1, 2020June 1, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Are You Ready To Rock Sketch”

Kevin: Are you ready to rock?

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