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Category: The Beatles

Written by RifftraxMarch 12, 2022February 21, 2022

Sketches & Speeches: The “Dragon Sound and Friendship For Life” Sketch.

Kevin: Well, that’s it. I’m burning all my Beatles albums. Dragon Sound and friendship for life. Yeah!

Written by RifftraxFebruary 16, 2022February 6, 2022

RiffTrax Track: “Clockwise (Number #9)”

The Beatles RiffTrax Track pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Rhythmic Ball Skills.

Written by RifftraxFebruary 5, 2022January 30, 2022

“Steppenwolf’s great. They’re going to have way more hits than The Beatles.”

Beatles Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Reading From Now On.

Written by RifftraxNovember 28, 2021November 28, 2021

“Okay, this sword fight is reaching ‘Hey Jude’ levels of over-staying its welcome.”

Beatles riff pulled from RiffTrax: Merlin: The Return.

Written by RifftraxApril 30, 2021April 26, 2021

“He was kinda the Pete Best of the group.”

The Beatles riff pulled from RiffTrax: Charade.

Written by RifftraxOctober 31, 2020October 1, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Imagine Sketch”

Bill: Is the soundtrack trying to become John Lennon’s “Imagine” or am I just a dreamer?

Written by RifftraxOctober 30, 2020October 1, 2020

Riff & React: “Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.”

Movie: Don’t you get it, you’re a dreamer.

Written by RifftraxOctober 29, 2020October 1, 2020

Riff & React: “Anybody you chose.”

Movie: Anybody you chose.

Written by RifftraxOctober 28, 2020October 1, 2020

“This is like if the first Wings album started with two minutes of ‘Hey Jude.'”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Psycho II.

Written by RifftraxOctober 27, 2020October 1, 2020

“Everyone is losing their minds just like when The Beatles played Mrs. Peterson’s third period study hall.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Lovely But Deadly.

Written by RifftraxOctober 26, 2020October 1, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “If Dogs Wrote The Beatles Songs” Sketch

Bill: He’s laughing cause he remembers that great hashtag pun on Twitter last night.

Written by RifftraxOctober 25, 2020October 1, 2020

Riff & React: “So Mark, how do you feel about putting some board breaking into the act?”

Movie: So Mark, how do you feel about putting some board breaking into the act?

Written by RifftraxOctober 24, 2020October 1, 2020

“Hey guys, guys. Hey, let’s do the Abbey Road thing, guys. Guys? Come on.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: No Retreat, No Surrender.

Written by RifftraxOctober 23, 2020October 1, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Goo Goo G’joo” Sketch

Kevin: I am the ‘me.’

Written by RifftraxOctober 22, 2020October 22, 2020

Riff & React: “The other two have disappeared.”

Movie: The other two have disappeared.

Written by RifftraxOctober 21, 2020October 1, 2020

“Live a normal life? You’re a volleyball player, not one of The Beatles. C’mon!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Spiker.

Written by RifftraxOctober 20, 2020October 1, 2020

“Sir George Martin, we get it. You produced The Beatles. Do something this century.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Magic Sword.

Written by RifftraxOctober 19, 2020October 1, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: The “Ringo’s a Chicken” Sketch

Bill: That’s my favorite Beatles movie. Yellow Submarine was too weird. What the hell is with Magical Mystery Tour?

Written by RifftraxOctober 18, 2020October 18, 2020

Riff & React: “So, I’m a stingy, old flattop?”

Movie: So, I’m a stingy, old flattop?

Written by RifftraxOctober 17, 2020October 1, 2020

“As you are he and we are all together. Goo goo g’joob.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: If Mirrors Could Speak.

Written by RifftraxOctober 16, 2020October 1, 2020

RiffTrax Tracks: “Back in the USSR (At Least It Wasn’t Delta)”

“Back in the USSR (At Least It Wasn’t Delta)” pulled from RiffTrax: Wonder Women.

Written by RifftraxOctober 15, 2020October 15, 2020

Riff & React: “Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?”

Movie: Is it possible that the man who was talking to you outside the door, came into the living room through that window?

Written by RifftraxOctober 14, 2020October 16, 2020

PixTrax: “Sam is the Katzman. Yeah, he’s the Katzman.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.

Written by RifftraxOctober 13, 2020October 1, 2020

“Omus’ robots. Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear. Robots comes near.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Shape of Things To Come.

Written by RifftraxOctober 12, 2020October 1, 2020

“Why don’t you vaporize me in the road?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battlefield Earth.

Written by RifftraxOctober 11, 2020October 11, 2020

“I turned off my mind, relaxed, and floated down stream.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Self Conscious Guy.

Written by RifftraxOctober 10, 2020October 1, 2020

“Turn me on, dead man. Turn me on, dead man. Turn me on.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.

Written by RifftraxOctober 9, 2020October 1, 2020

“Oh, circuit number nine, you say. Number nine. Didn’t quite hear you, number nine. Let me just go ahead and set it to number nine. Oh, did you say eight? That’s right, you said number nine.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Astro Zombies.

Written by RifftraxOctober 8, 2020October 1, 2020

Riff & React: “Close your eyes.”

Movie: Close your eyes.

Written by RifftraxOctober 7, 2020October 1, 2020

“Not a dirty, old man like Mean Mr. Mustard.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Fairy King of Ar.

Written by RifftraxOctober 6, 2020October 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Oh no, hillbilly John Lennon is robbing a bank.”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Light Blast.

Written by RifftraxOctober 5, 2020September 30, 2020

“I thought phony Beatlemania had bitten dust. Was everything The Clash taught me a lie?”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Apple.

Written by RifftraxOctober 4, 2020September 30, 2020

“That’s it. I’m going to set all my Beatles albums on fire. Dragon Sound and friendship for life!”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Miami Connection.

Written by RifftraxOctober 3, 2020October 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Sgt. Pepper’s Foxy Hearts Club Band.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Wonderful Land of Oz.

Written by RifftraxOctober 2, 2020October 1, 2020

PixTrax: “This is The Beatles lowest moment since ‘Wild Honey Pie.'”

PixTrax pulled from RiffTrax: Terror at Tenkiller.

Written by RifftraxOctober 1, 2020October 1, 2020

“Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles: John, Paul, George, and Summlaxadork.”

Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Starship Troopers.

Written by RifftraxSeptember 30, 2020September 30, 2020

Riff & React: Mike & Missile to the Moon – Three Riffer Edition

Movie: It seems their troubles began about twenty years ago.

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