“Yeah, I studied clarinet at Berkeley. Punched my conductor once. Now, I’m doing egg council shorts.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Eggs To Market.
Tag: egg
“Be ectothermic—lay leathery eggs in a sand hole.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Duck and Cover.
“Those green egg trees are missing something. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Courtesy: A Good Eggsample.
“Hey, please don’t insult the puss-filled eggs by comparing them to Coors Light.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Contamination.
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