“I like my ‘five-tini’ up, with an olive, no elf.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Shoemaker and the Elves.
Tag: five
“Guys, this has just moved into my top five, all-time, winch securing scenes.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Bermuda Triangle.
“Five budget items? I have twice that many bills in mail order meat club subscriptions alone.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Night of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2016.
“Why not? You’re five. It’s time to know your flour sifters!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Live: Night of the Shorts – SF Sketchfest 2013.
“Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend break dancing for their patients who chew gum.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Presents: RiffTrax Shorts: Flash That Smile.
“Pretty pompous for a guy who spent five years masturbating into a pillow.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Battle for the Lost Planet.
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