“In short, the Shrimp-pocalypse is nigh. Weak humans bow before your new crustacean masters.”
Riff pulled from Total Riff Off Episode 1: Killer Shrimp N’ Friends
Tag: human
“The smell of manure is traded for the stench of human depravity.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Geography of Your Community.
“And there it is. The last recorded instance of any human being happy on a commercial flight.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: An Airplane Trip By Jet.
“Is there a human who can do that? I’m not comfortable with talking rumina.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.
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