“The number one and number two reasons for missed baseball games: Tommy John surgery and bracket repair.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Things Are Different Now.
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“Lesson number one for winter survival, do not watch the Star Wars Holiday Special.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: The Tale of Moose Baby.
“Usually with this many shirtless guys in one place, in the eighties, you’d expect a karate rivalry to break out.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: The Last Shark.
“Phase one: get firehouse chimp. Phase two: question mark, question mark, question mark. Phase three: a more effective fire department.”
Riff pulled RiffTrax Shorts: Chimp The Fireman.
“It’s a hot one. I should have worn my seersucker balaclava.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12).
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