“All my best teachers stood six inches from my face and whispered their lessons creepily in my ear.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Retro Puppet Master.
Tag: teacher
“You’re less popular than the kid who called teacher ‘mommy.’”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Manners in School.
“That’s Dr. Gym Teacher to you. Now, drop and give me twenty.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Lunchroom Manners.
“Mark was tragically born with the body of a shop teacher.”
Riff pulled from Christmas with RiffTrax featuring The Magic Christmas Tree.
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