“Let’s see, damp basement, bearded guys in capes, two strong indicators that the people around you care deeply whether Han shot first.”
Star Wars Riff pulled from RiffTrax: Voodoo Man.
Tag: two
“So, two years ago I got kicked in the head by a Clydesdale. Now, I make clocks out of children.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Tic Toc Time Clock.
“The number one and number two reasons for missed baseball games: Tommy John surgery and bracket repair.”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Things Are Different Now.
“‘Ten Long Minutes,’ Peter Jackson’s adaptation of the book, ‘Two Minutes.’”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Ten Long Minutes.
“Phase one: get firehouse chimp. Phase two: question mark, question mark, question mark. Phase three: a more effective fire department.”
Riff pulled RiffTrax Shorts: Chimp The Fireman.
“Got a tartare of ear shell clams on two, make the Chateaubriand walk, and give the panna cotta wings!”
Riff pulled from RiffTrax Shorts: Cooks and Chefs.
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