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Category: The First Riff

Written by RifftraxJanuary 1, 2021January 20, 2021

Sketches & Speeches: “The El Paso Sketch”

Kevin: This looks vaguely familiar. Oh right, my vacation footage from when I went to hell.

Written by RifftraxJune 1, 2020June 1, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Are You Ready To Rock Sketch”

Kevin: Are you ready to rock?

Written by RifftraxApril 1, 2020April 2, 2020

“And we’re back.”

First riff from RiffTrax: The Room.

Written by RifftraxMarch 31, 2020March 30, 2020

“A Joshua Tree! Look out for stray Bonos!”

First riff from RiffTrax: Killers From Space.

Written by RifftraxMarch 30, 2020March 1, 2020

“Well, I’m glad this isn’t ‘Tara in the Wax Museum.’ Just two hours of Tara Reid wondering around a wax museum looking confused.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Terror in the Wax Museum.

Written by RifftraxMarch 29, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Peakviewing Transatlantic Sketch”

Bill: Peakviewing Transatlantic: sure we make films, but mostly we fly over oceans to look at mountains.

Written by RifftraxMarch 28, 2020March 1, 2020

“Whatever you do, do not google ‘Chicago Boy Films.'”

First riff from RiffTrax: Fever Lake.

Written by RifftraxMarch 27, 2020March 1, 2020

“Filmark. Like Noah’s Ark if all the animals were very sick.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Robo Vampire.

Written by RifftraxMarch 26, 2020March 1, 2020

“The National Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm storm warning as well as a severely cheesy movie watch.”

First riff from RiffTrax: The Bride and The Beast.

Written by RifftraxMarch 25, 2020March 1, 2020

“This week on Funky Missile and the Uptown Scuds!”

First riff from RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident.

Written by RifftraxMarch 24, 2020March 1, 2020

“Woolner Brothers. Hey Warner Brothers, does your “w” have a really cool flame on top of it? Yeah, we didn’t think so.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Hillbillys in a Haunted House.

Written by RifftraxMarch 23, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Day The First Man Sketch.”

Mike: The day Lincoln got shot.

Written by RifftraxMarch 22, 2020March 1, 2020

“Fear! My reaction to new ideas and surroundings.”

First riff from RiffTrax Presents: Fear.

Written by RifftraxMarch 21, 2020March 2, 2020

“You remember before Bernie Sanders, when the country was crawling with Polonia bros.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Feeders 2: Slay Bells.

Written by RifftraxMarch 20, 2020March 2, 2020

“My kids never forgive me when I bought Super Polonia Brothers for Nintendo.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Feeders.

Written by RifftraxMarch 19, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Sprach Zarathustra Speech.”

Kevin: Sounds like Sprach Zarathustra.

Written by RifftraxMarch 18, 2020March 2, 2020

“Ah man, I got to mail this to Roger. He of all people will love this vengeance needs blood. Ha! Ha! Ha! That is so up Roger’s alley.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Bloody Pit of Horror.

Written by RifftraxMarch 17, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “We now take you live to the set of the seventies porn film, The Life and Times of Grizzly Ass Hams.”

First riff from RiffTrax: The Guy From Harlem.

Written by RifftraxMarch 16, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches and Speeches: “The Jesse Ventura Sketch”

Mike: Guys, I’m not sure what’s coming but this music is getting me pretty pumped up about it.

Written by RifftraxMarch 15, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Vacuum cleaners of the gods.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Supersonic Man.

Written by RifftraxMarch 14, 2020March 1, 2020

“Please don’t be a Charlie Chan movie. I’m not up to riffing anything problematic.”

The first riff of RiffTrax Presents: Sherlock Holmes – Terror By Night.

Written by RifftraxMarch 13, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Presents the name that shocked the spelling world.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Cyborg Cop 2.

Written by RifftraxMarch 12, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “A font that says I hate your eyes.”

First riff from RiffTrax: Frankenstein Island.

Written by RifftraxMarch 11, 2020March 5, 2020

Sketches and Speeches: “The Signal Lamp Sketch.”

Mike: A signal lamp trying to tell us something. Kevin, please decode.

Written by RifftraxMarch 10, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Scott Shaw presents default Adobe Premiere slate templates.”

The first riff from RiffTrax: Rollergator.

Written by RifftraxMarch 9, 2020March 9, 2020

PixTrax: “We now join an Iron Butterfly video already in progress.”

The first riff from RiffTrax: Superargo and the Faceless Giants.

Written by RifftraxMarch 8, 2020March 1, 2020

PixTrax: “Cornet presents: Putting on Gloves and You.”

The first riff from RiffTrax: Laser Mission.

Written by RifftraxMarch 7, 2020March 5, 2020

Speeches & Sketches: “The Japan Sketch.”

Mike: This movie brought to you by Japan.

Written by RifftraxMarch 6, 2020February 16, 2020

“Edgewood Studios: we survived Time Chasers and Radical Jack. You think you can stop Edgewood Studios? Nothing can stop Edgewood Studios!”

The first riff from RiffTrax: Icebreaker.

Written by RifftraxMarch 5, 2020March 5, 2020

Speeches & Sketches: “The Betty Columbia Speech.”

“Hi, guys. Betty Columbia here. Welcome to the show.

Written by RifftraxMarch 4, 2020March 4, 2020

Speeches & Sketches: “The Four Seasons For Life Sketch”

Kevin: The Frankie Valli Institute!?! Ah crap, I was hoping for a sneak preview of The Jersey Boys film adaptation.

Written by RifftraxMarch 3, 2020March 3, 2020

“If that turns out to be a Jellicle cat’s foot, I’m leaving.”

The first riff from RiffTrax: Sunset Strip.

Written by RifftraxMarch 2, 2020March 4, 2020

Sketches & Speeches: “The Dry Cleaner Sketch”

Kevin: What? Wait! What the—

Written by RifftraxMarch 1, 2020February 15, 2020

“First, there was only darkness. Then there was synth.”

The first riff from RiffTrax: Bounty Tracker.

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